Milt Alwin's definitions

the shits

The good human attributes that contribute to success.

With his overall excellent physical and mental facilities, health and financial savvy, he has the shits to acquire and maintain his independent, mortgage-free, rent-free, leisurely and sporting life, even with a wife and several children. I'm not so endowed.

by Milt Alwin December 18, 2008

hit-hit

The back-at-cha laugh.

And so, hit-hit, guess our smackdowned little man is gonna have to find some other bag to make a livelihood from. Domineering or what. His baby, not mine!

by Milt Alwin October 31, 2011

24-8

All Beatles all the time. Beatles 24 hours a day, eight days a week!

This dedicated radio station plays Beatles music 24-8.

by Milt Alwin February 6, 2009

Columbus and Washington

History

Analog TV is Columbus and Washington. Digital is now the way to go.

by Milt Alwin June 30, 2009

indoor bullstuff

1. Movie deemed too highfalutin, sophisticated or stuffy to be the right fit in drive-in theaters.
2. Wimpy cigarette lighter that won't fire in even the slightest hurricane.

I have to flick my indoor bullstuff illegally in the doorway before I can take my smoke outside.

by Milt Alwin April 23, 2009

dance

A scurrying about toward a purpose.

One knows the rule and one knows the drill. Anyway, that was one small detail that didn't make it in my dance through all of this.

by Milt Alwin March 8, 2009

Wall Druggin'

Motoring through South Dakota passing by all those Wall Drug signs and enticements.

After Wall Druggin' it from Minneapolis, we arrived at Mount Rushmore.

by Milt Alwin July 25, 2009