wins

What your machine or gadget does when it breaks down and quits on you.

Well, the transmission's shot, or the head is blown, or it wouldn't start this morning. My car wins! And I lose in this old time-money-inconvenience round. That temperamental, or worse, heap of lemon! You win if you nip the sucker in the bud with a minimum of drama.

by Milt Alwin February 14, 2011

Go there

Do something drastic.

I'll try clearing history & cookies or I'll do Live Update. But, as for getting my system serviced, don't make me go there!

by Milt Alwin August 15, 2010

indoor bullstuff

1. Movie deemed too highfalutin, sophisticated or stuffy to be the right fit in drive-in theaters.
2. Wimpy cigarette lighter that won't fire in even the slightest hurricane.

I have to flick my indoor bullstuff illegally in the doorway before I can take my smoke outside.

by Milt Alwin April 24, 2009

Wall Druggin'

Motoring through South Dakota passing by all those Wall Drug signs and enticements.

After Wall Druggin' it from Minneapolis, we arrived at Mount Rushmore.

by Milt Alwin July 26, 2009

ai

Opposite of "ain't".

Dick, is "ain't" in the dictionary?

Yes, Jane, it ai.

by Milt Alwin May 10, 2009

China fast

Deemed fast compared to China's famously higher internet speed.

Kudos to this company's China fast turnaround in my order!

by Milt Alwin May 24, 2013

24-8

All Beatles all the time. Beatles 24 hours a day, eight days a week!

This dedicated radio station plays Beatles music 24-8.

by Milt Alwin February 07, 2009