18 definitions by Milt Alwin

the shits

The good human attributes that contribute to success.

With his overall excellent physical and mental facilities, health and financial savvy, he has the shits to acquire and maintain his independent, mortgage-free, rent-free, leisurely and sporting life, even with a wife and several children. I'm not so endowed.

by Milt Alwin December 11, 2008

Wall Druggin'

Motoring through South Dakota passing by all those Wall Drug signs and enticements.

After Wall Druggin' it from Minneapolis, we arrived at Mount Rushmore.

by Milt Alwin July 26, 2009

we're not in Kansas anymore

An interjection to a slip in catching on to a change or new stance, resulting in acting on according to the discontinued way.

Well, I brought in an analog TV instead of a digital one. Oops. We're not in Kansas anymore. My bad!

by Milt Alwin February 22, 2009

wins

What your machine or gadget does when it breaks down and quits on you.

Well, the transmission's shot, or the head is blown, or it wouldn't start this morning. My car wins! And I lose in this old time-money-inconvenience round. That temperamental, or worse, heap of lemon! You win if you nip the sucker in the bud with a minimum of drama.

by Milt Alwin February 14, 2011