When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.
Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"
Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"
I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 27, 2019
1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.
2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 04, 2018
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 04, 2018
1. a large penis that fires scroatmeal in successive blasts (see: Peter North)
2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein
2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein
She jerked my banana and rubbed my strawberries until my muscle blaster delivered her choice of protein.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 04, 2018
With a group of 4 of more, select the person with the largest ass to serve as the sandwich bun. Then, layer as many flaccid penises between the cheeks as will fit to create the loose meat sandwich. For flavor, drizzle the sandwich with secret sauce. Hint: The secret sauce is jizz.
Whenever I'm in Iowa, I like to indulge in a giant loose meat sandwich, preferably with secret sauce.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 04, 2018
when a man consumes various tropical fruits (mango, kiwi, etc) in a creative attempt to uniquely flavor his semen prior to ejaculating in one's mouth.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 01, 2014
1) Worn out pants that you wear when you wouldn't mind if you had a wet scream while at the strip club.
2) Jeans you wear during the lap dance in case you scoop a ladle full of blam chowder in them.
2) Jeans you wear during the lap dance in case you scoop a ladle full of blam chowder in them.
Peter: "Is there touching at the club?"
Joe: "I-I-I don't know, Peter. Maybe."
Peter: "Okay, this is good, this is good. I'll be sure to pack my blammin jeans."
Joe: "I-I-I don't know, Peter. Maybe."
Peter: "Okay, this is good, this is good. I'll be sure to pack my blammin jeans."
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 07, 2019