blam chowder

semen; what you shoot out of your dick when you blam

Note that New England blam chowder is very thick scroatmeal, whereas MANhattan blam chowder has a much runnier consistency similar to precum.

Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop... Here comes the blam chowder.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 07, 2019

blammin jeans

1) Worn out pants that you wear when you wouldn't mind if you had a wet scream while at the strip club.

2) Jeans you wear during the lap dance in case you scoop a ladle full of blam chowder in them.

Peter: "Is there touching at the club?"

Joe: "I-I-I don't know, Peter. Maybe."

Peter: "Okay, this is good, this is good. I'll be sure to pack my blammin jeans."

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 07, 2019

loose meat sandwich

With a group of 4 of more, select the person with the largest ass to serve as the sandwich bun. Then, layer as many flaccid penises between the cheeks as will fit to create the loose meat sandwich. For flavor, drizzle the sandwich with secret sauce. Hint: The secret sauce is jizz.

Whenever I'm in Iowa, I like to indulge in a giant loose meat sandwich, preferably with secret sauce.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 03, 2018

muscle blaster

1. a large penis that fires scroatmeal in successive blasts (see: Peter North)

2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein

She jerked my banana and rubbed my strawberries until my muscle blaster delivered her choice of protein.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 03, 2018

secret santa'd

When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.

Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"

I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 27, 2019

hot chocolate nutcracker

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.

Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 03, 2018

tropical smoothie

when a man consumes various tropical fruits (mango, kiwi, etc) in a creative attempt to uniquely flavor his semen prior to ejaculating in one's mouth.

I ate a bunch of fruit before firing a delicious tropical smoothie down that bitch's throat.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 01, 2014