by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 03, 2018
The whaling sound you make after you prematurely bust during a lap dance and the stripper keeps grinding away on your sensitive and soggy crotch.
Dude, was everything OK in the champagne room? I think I heard you let out a wet scream that sounded like Robert Plant during a Led Zeppelin interlude.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 01, 2019
semen; what you shoot out of your dick when you blam
Note that New England blam chowder is very thick scroatmeal, whereas MANhattan blam chowder has a much runnier consistency similar to precum.
Note that New England blam chowder is very thick scroatmeal, whereas MANhattan blam chowder has a much runnier consistency similar to precum.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 07, 2019
when a man consumes various tropical fruits (mango, kiwi, etc) in a creative attempt to uniquely flavor his semen prior to ejaculating in one's mouth.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 01, 2014
1) Worn out pants that you wear when you wouldn't mind if you had a wet scream while at the strip club.
2) Jeans you wear during the lap dance in case you scoop a ladle full of blam chowder in them.
2) Jeans you wear during the lap dance in case you scoop a ladle full of blam chowder in them.
Peter: "Is there touching at the club?"
Joe: "I-I-I don't know, Peter. Maybe."
Peter: "Okay, this is good, this is good. I'll be sure to pack my blammin jeans."
Joe: "I-I-I don't know, Peter. Maybe."
Peter: "Okay, this is good, this is good. I'll be sure to pack my blammin jeans."
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 07, 2019
With a group of 4 of more, select the person with the largest ass to serve as the sandwich bun. Then, layer as many flaccid penises between the cheeks as will fit to create the loose meat sandwich. For flavor, drizzle the sandwich with secret sauce. Hint: The secret sauce is jizz.
Whenever I'm in Iowa, I like to indulge in a giant loose meat sandwich, preferably with secret sauce.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 03, 2018
1. a large penis that fires scroatmeal in successive blasts (see: Peter North)
2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein
2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein
She jerked my banana and rubbed my strawberries until my muscle blaster delivered her choice of protein.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 03, 2018