a bowel movement that is so large and impacted that you can squeeze out a portion, but can't pinch it off, so it goes back in.
by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006

1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.
2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.
2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!
2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!
by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006

by mike oxhard December 23, 2020

The American political party that protects the interests of the very wealthy and corporations by lowering their tax and regulatory burden, and making it easier for businesses to get cheap labor and cheap natural resources both at home and abroad.
Since the natural constituency for this agenda is very small, the party panders to religious zealots, racists, and the marginally retarded. Fortunately for the Republicans, the issues that activate this base usually cost nothing and have almost no overlap with their actual economic agenda.
Since the natural constituency for this agenda is very small, the party panders to religious zealots, racists, and the marginally retarded. Fortunately for the Republicans, the issues that activate this base usually cost nothing and have almost no overlap with their actual economic agenda.
Among wealthy: We need a Republican congress to get rid of that dreadful inheritance tax.
Among stupid: It was the Republicans what said we gonna git a flag burning amendment.
Among stupid: It was the Republicans what said we gonna git a flag burning amendment.
by Mike Oxhard August 15, 2006

Nickname for George W. Bush, who was actually born in Connecticut. Not used in direct address because no one ever told him what "retard" means or that he is one.
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006

a fatty deposit on the back that hangs in such a way that it resembles a nippleless breast. May sometimes result from a bra that is too tight, causing temporary back boobs. Mostly seen on very fat women or men with manboobs.
by Mike Oxhard September 30, 2006

The attraction a woman feels to a man with a lot of money. (origin: relates to jingling sound of many coins in a pocket).
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
