dilbert

1. someone who works in a cubicle at a mind-numbing job.

2. a job that is good practice for being dead or in a coma.

Don't ask him about his job, he's a dilbert.

by Mike Oxhard July 13, 2006

dilbert

After having anal sex with the usage of a dildo, the dildo is slapped across the face of the person who just got penetrated forming a shit unibrow (like Bert from Sesame Street). Essentially a bert with a dildo. (See bert)

dildo + bert = dilbert

After dildo-butt raping me, Miguel gave me a ferociuos dilbert.

by Billy Nurnell April 27, 2006

dilbert

Derived from "Bert", which uses a standard penis, a Dilbert consists of doing anal with a dildo, taking the dildo out, and smearing the poop between the eyebrows of any witness, making them look like Bert from Bert & Ernie of Sesame Street.

"Jackie gave Chris a wicked Dilbert after they went to Narnia."

by Tony Burwinkel May 15, 2006

dilbert

Noun: One who skips important presentations and makes them up in front of a small group of people

Verb: To chicken out in front of a large number of people, be a self-obsessed jerk, etc.

Adjective: Quiet, intraverted, afraid, etc.

Go up; don't pull a dilbert with your speech.

Are you going to make this a dilbert party?

by Zzzzzzzzzz..... February 26, 2008

dilbert

1.) To throw a brick at an object or person, often in disgust
or hatred

That teacher was being pro-noob all day so i dilbert-ed his car after school.

by Jamie Saunders March 02, 2007

dilbert

to throw a brick at a person or object, often with hatred and
disgust (or as an act of revenge)

That Kevin dude was annoying me all day so i dilberted his office and car *high 5*

by Jamie Saunders March 04, 2007

dilbert

a pointy green stubby plant that grows on a fagnolia tree grown by a naked midget that stains cement or you can throw at people.

hey man we wrote on the side of the pool with some fresh dilberts and then threw them at people in the pool today

by shawn pasley July 25, 2006