Miami Vicing

The act of stretching out your male organ using a bench vice.

When Riley goes into the garage 9 times out of 10 he’s Miami Vicing

by mike charter May 22, 2024

Gooney Tooning

The act of pleasuring one’s self while watching cartoons such as Looney Toons.

I’m going to spend a weekend of Gooney Tooning while my lady is out of town.

by mike charter May 28, 2024

goo piping

The act of masturbating into a sink.

Randall is constantly goo piping at his in-laws house.

by mike charter May 06, 2024

snirfle

when you blow your nose and wipe your butt with the same piece of toilet paper.

john decided to snirfle to cut back on the amount of tissue paper he consumed

by mike charter October 09, 2008

reverse chimney

When you bend over and spread your ass cheeks, and let a black male, who is smoking a Newport, blast diarrhea into your anal cavity.

John got reverse chimneyed in the bathroom of Denny’s.

by Mike Charter December 25, 2017

Hot Frosty

Getting a blow job in the Wendy’s drive thru.

Timothy finally talked his old lady into giving him a hot frosty!

by mike charter November 30, 2024

blurpis

a burp containing old sperm

thats some dirty blurpis

by mike charter September 26, 2008