Mike 's definitions

turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

by Mike April 12, 2004

oddsfish

Commenting on an odd situation or strange behaviour

Person 1: *Turns around 3 times and does a starjump in the middle of the street*
Person 2: *walks past* ..oddsfish..

by Mike October 28, 2003

spuff

(verb) to climax, to produce large amounts of sperm

(noun) sperm, semen

I spuffed in her eye

Would you like to drink a glass of my spuff?

by Mike October 1, 2003

Ivana

Sexy Slavic supermodel name...gorgeous...great boobs..great ass...great accent...even better in bed.

by Mike May 17, 2003

hat dancing

a style of dance involving grabbing at the brim of your hat, or spinning your hat around your head, usually while doing the wordvancouver hopword

hat dancing was never cool

by mike August 6, 2003

aeg

it means that you own the person!

- scones was killed by mik's headshot!

"lewl" AEGD! totalt

by mike March 29, 2003

Hardcore Dancing

The dumbest thing to do at a show. a Bunch of emo and hardcore scene fucks do moves and tricks they learn from there karate class when they were 7 years old. A good site to laugh at.

HAHA look at those dumbfucks hardcore dnacing, getting there ass kicked by the skinheads in the pit.

by mike November 14, 2004