Mike's definitions

chilly willy

A drink with its origins in two New Orleans-area bars, namely Spiders/Cherrie's and Jabba Jaws.

Ingredients: Smirnoff Ice, Blue Curacao, Pucker (any flavor), Everclear.

Instructions: Fill a beer mug up halfway with Smirnoff Ice. Throw in a splash of Curacao for coloring. Fill a shotglass almost to the brim with your choice of Pucker. Top that off with Everclear. Light the Everclear, drop the shotglass into the mug, and chug. Tastes just like Sprite.

For multiple Chilly Willies, line the glasses up side-by-side and balance the shotglasses on the rims of the mugs. Use one shotglass to knock the rest in with a domino-like effect. The record for most Chilly Willies done at once stands at 14.

Dude, let's do Chilly Willies. Chicks love 'em, they get you drunk, and they taste just like Sprite.

by Mike January 6, 2005

humbucker

a mentally retarded homeless man in the city of Rossford, Ohio (humbucker is not a name for a specific person but it is a general title)

"Look at that humbucker digging through the McDonalds dumpster"

by Mike January 6, 2005

Gaah!

A exclamation of delight while being gang-banged.

Lucy gave a Gaah! when the penis was inserted into the anus.

by Mike January 6, 2005

sack wack

Masturbating in bed.

Timmy's mom is always telling him not to sack wack.

by Mike January 6, 2005

leason

what julia calls mike leon without him or her knowing what it means.

"Hey, Mike Leason! What's up?"

by mike January 6, 2005

Agnostic Front

a shitty 80's band that is recognized as one of the creators of hardcore even though their music sucks

I saw Agnostic Front once and they sucked a lot.

by mike January 5, 2005

goyem

Means "non-jewish"...or not belonging to the jewish community...

note that it is the plural form of "goy"...which is one non-jew

Sorry reverend, I dind't mean to embarass you in front of the goyem

by Mike January 5, 2005