Mike's definitions

Damn

The all purpose word.

Example 1: *See's hot girls* Damn.

Example 2: *Your team loses a game* Damn.

Example 3: *You spill coffee on a white shirt* Damn.

by Mike April 4, 2004

handjob

funniest. word. EVAR.

While playing scrabble, I spelled handjob for 57 points.

by Mike September 15, 2004

ethictatorship

dictatorship of ethics.

The worst thing that can happen to ethics is its usurpation of power: ethictatorship. The police within us. There is nothing more immoral than the institutionalization of morality.

by Mike February 10, 2021

cuntkoff

see also fanny fart. when a woman gets a good pounding from a guy with a mammouth kock trapping air in her flange and then its released creating a sound similar to that of a fart!

i fucked the bitch and the dirt bag cuntkoffed it was sick!

by mike March 16, 2004

cesspool

a strong word meaning corrupt or a wasteland. sort of bad place.

the world is a meer cesspool...

by mike July 6, 2003

yyyeeewww

A feeling of exhilaration commonly associated with nascar or any redneck sport.

Jr. is in the lead, YYYEEEWWW.

by mike January 10, 2007

Dr. Pepper

The world's best substance. It's better than duct tape. It has a unique flavor and tastes awesome. One of a hacker's best friends (the other is Mountain Dew

Man, I'm thirsty. I think I'll get a Dr. Pepper, the world's best beverage.

by Mike March 13, 2005