Mike's definitions

publix bitch

a 16 year old kid forced to run errands

Rachael can't drive anywhere fun. She's just her mom's publix bitch.

by Mike February 8, 2004

buttsack

When someone moons you and u see his ballsack

His buttsack was showing while he was mooning me.

by Mike April 16, 2003

Ape Wire

To lose control. To lose ones temper.

When Steve saw the damage to his car, he went all ape wire.

by Mike November 10, 2003

slobal

Global G4

Wow, slobal sucks

by Mike October 18, 2003

tofu

Gelatinous, pretty much flavorless hunks of bean curd. Good addition of (some, but not all kinds of) protien to a vegetarian diet, and it can be flavored pretty easily.

Ever since I became vegetarian, I started eating more (free range) eggs, nuts, mushrooms (heh), and tofu!

by Mike December 29, 2003

bemaniruler

oh wow, i met bemani ruler! he plays at FYE at the liberty tree mall or the salem willows during the summer/good weather. he is one of the most recognized and best bemani players out there. he goes by the name john. he use to run DDRMANIAX.net but now is retired. he plays at the goodtimes emporium alot which is said to be around where he lives.

bemaniruler said "HI" to me!

by mike April 21, 2004

bitchslapping

From the verb "to bitchslap".
Does what it says on the tin, really

"Dorothy was getting me down; This dame was a real wise ass, she needed a good bitchslapping"

by mike November 17, 2003