Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mike

gator

A common slang word for 1000 dollars commonly used in Boston neighborhoods.

Someone backed into my car last night...it's gonna cost me at least a gator to get it fixed.

by Mike February 13, 2005

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jam strangler

jam is another name for seman and strangler comes from the action that the man does whilst mastubating like he is strangling someone hence jam strangler!

bob- fookin ell dave i had the best wank ever before it was lovely

Dave- your such a jam strangler!

bob fuck off!.............tit!

by mike April 9, 2004

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quived

quived: messed up, ruined, damaged

Man, the entire side of my car got quived after hitting that deer.

by Mike April 9, 2004

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wut fuk

Something Andy says a lot.

Andy: lololol xd
Someone else: whats metroid prime?
Andy: wut fuk

by Mike January 2, 2005

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Every hundred years a torch is handed down to an individual with the name mike. This individual must uphold the standard of being nothing short of Great. This time around, there is an individual who hails from a few different names. Puppy, Mikealicious, The Great One, The Electrifying One, The Savior, hes just a damn good looking fellow. He is extremely cocky, and he knows it. He beleives it is best to know your the shit then look down upon urself like a loser of society. Mike shall uphold the standard of being great and shall add his own little flavor to the mix. I mean damn, the guys just all that and more. Long live the reign of Mike. he also has a message for all the haters out there, Dont hate me cuz im better then you.

Damn, that guy is just da man. i want to be just like him.

by Mike October 14, 2004

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