Mike's definitions

oyster

Slang for OxyContin.

Yo man, if i don't get some oysters tonight, i'm gonna flip out.

by Mike September 22, 2006

stinkbag

A womans vagina that smells so rotten it would knock a gorilla out

Man, have you smelled the stinkbag on Jake's mom? I had to go to the emergency room after taking a wiff of that thing!

by Mike March 10, 2005

liveline

the initial date for a certain process to begin. Antonym: deadline.

The liveline for the review of applications is November 1. The deadline for applications submission is December 1.

by Mike March 30, 2008

the saint

Sister "Saint" Elizabeth, a deputy of Dimick. She makes the slaves make stupid and pountless plays

aaaaaah! this is so God damn pointless!!!

by mike May 14, 2004

software

1)Electronic information stored on a computer that performs tasks.

2) Slang for you mind.

1) Internet Explorer, Photoshop, Kazaa

2) "After the car crash, Bob's body was fine but his software was messed up."

by Mike February 4, 2004

murph

When somone coughs or blows air into a bong, causing water to come up through the down stem, spilling bong water all over the place, often a rookie smoking mistake.

he murphed and now theres bong water all over my carpet.

by mike February 16, 2004

fuckwing

Adjective pertaining to a really stupid, inane idea or concept.

Whose fuck-wing idea was it to microwave the cat?

"I think whoever had the fuck-wing idea to get rid of the oatmeal packets should be driven, with torches and pitchforks, out of Minnesota" --Food Service Survey at Carleton College, 2003.

by Mike December 23, 2003