Special Constable

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

by Michael November 29, 2004

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ro-sham-bo

(Chinese/Japanese/?) name for Rock-Paper-Scissors

by Michael October 30, 2003

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niftykeen

1) to be considered excellent amongst a field of other choices or examples
2) better than being nifty or being keen.

Your report was so niftykeen I posted it on the bulletin board.

by Michael August 19, 2003

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Muffin Man

see "muffinman"

by michael April 21, 2003

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Cunt lips

Also known as ‘vulval lips’. The outer lips are usually fleshy, and the inner lips are usually thin but, like every other part of the body, they come in all shapes and sizes. In some women, the inner lips are completely enclosed by the outer lips. However the inner lips are more sensitive than the out lips.

Can also be used as a greeting.

Walking into a room of people, spotting the bitch and saying "Alrite cunt lips!"

by Michael February 26, 2005

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