Michael's definitions

gringo rape

Fucking a white girl with out her wanting it.

Dude the reason i am here is that my mom was gringo raped.

by michael October 27, 2003

haiduc

Haiduc is Romanian for "outlaw," which gives rise to this Robin Hood connection.

Heard in the hot Romanian pop song 'Dragostea Din Tei:"

Alo, salut. Sunt eu un haiduc (Hello, hello. It's me, an outlaw)

by Michael May 13, 2005

Gnopix

The ultimate slur. Can be used in place of any insult.

"Screw you, gnopix."
"Stupid gnopix ruin everything."

by Michael August 7, 2003

confused

like or relating to that crazy gal on LunarForums

confused is a girl!!

by Michael January 17, 2005

spastic fingers

An awesome, tall, and handsome young man. Usually with spastic fingers, meaning that he pinches everyones cheeks

a boy with finges, spastic

by Michael March 19, 2005

Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams

Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.

No, I am sorry you may not look at Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams.

by Michael February 13, 2005

green apples squrits

very very bad shits.

I ate that old whip cream and it gave me the green apples.
I had the green apple squrits i didnt make it to the the rest room so i shit in the bed.

by michael October 27, 2003