Definitions by Michael

Kali 

A Filipino martial art focusing on bare-handed techniques as well as fighting with weapons, especially sticks and knives. Kali is often called Escrima (Fencing) or Arnis (a name given by the Spanish to the decorations on the weapons). Kali places a great emphasis on wrist strength, dodging, mobility and smooth flow. Other main aspects are the implementation of articular levers and the study of the human body's pressure points. It is a very effective fighting style, using every part of the body as a weapon and ditching flashy techniques in favor of quicker, more straightforward ones which can provide fast kills.

"Karate is a one-on-one confrontation between two honorable fighters; Kali is war."

Kali by Michael November 25, 2003

purdue 

A highly prestigious midwestern university specializing in engineering and technology.

The hick from Shelbyville, Indiana couldn't get accepted into Purdue so he had to settle for a second rate education at Indiana University Community College in Bloomington. Unfortunately, his hero Bob Knight had been fired so IU was left without a single team capable of winning anything.

purdue by Michael November 20, 2003

BastardBitch 

A term of endearment usually referring to another person.

Hey BastardBitch! How are you doing?

BastardBitch by Michael November 20, 2003

Cutlip 

To break something related to computers.

Chad totally Cutliped the printer in Mr. Keaton's room.

Cutlip by Michael November 19, 2003

Patheticity 

The pure and utter state of being pathetic.

We've reached a new level of patheticty here...

Patheticity by Michael November 13, 2003

Chocolate Snowball 

1. A piece of shit that is found in snow.

"Don't eat that! It's a piece of shit!"

Chocolate Snowball by Michael November 13, 2003

Overlord, Operation 

1. The codename for the Allied advance into France through Normandy, a province of France.

Operation Overlord was a very successful mission.

Overlord, Operation by Michael November 13, 2003