MiKe's definitions

skankium

a little known element of the periodic table, it is found in most if not all skanks.

the prostatute was injected with 500 cc's of skankium.

by mike January 6, 2004

bloody cum fart

its when the guy does the girl up ass, and blows it up there, after she is bleeding, she farts, and the cum comes bubbling out all red from the blood

Last ngiht, Kels gave Nancy a bloody cum fart

by Mike April 29, 2003

spoogerifc

verry sexually appealing.

Jeremy Braun's mom was spoogerific last night.

by mike January 6, 2004

untouchable

A pretty girl that most men would be afraid to talk to.

I'm so insecure, I could never even ask her for the time. She's just too untouchable.

by Mike June 1, 2002

red england

When a guy fucks a girl on her period, takes his bloody cock out, and then teabags her.

Ralph fucked me with a bloody cock and gave me a red england.

by Mike March 12, 2005

cock museum

Someone that usually houses cock in their ass.

I'm sure that you are a cock Museum.

by Mike December 31, 2003

chivalvers

To lick the hair of a rare african monkey spider. And then spit it out on a sacred rock!!!!!

Oh that taste beta than chivalvers!!!!!!!!

by Mike February 1, 2005