Metallicajunkie's definitions

Bump Buddies

A group of two or more women who share a close friendship, and who also happen to be pregnant at the same time

I love being bump buddies with Lucy, I can't wait to meet her new son

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Corpse Party

A highly disturbing game and even more disturbing anime that involves schoolchildren, vengeful ghosts, a ritual gone awry, and enough violence to rival any of Eli Roth's movies

Rule of thumb, don't ever watch Corpse Party after having Burger King for lunch

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Bunyip

It's very bad, and very bold, and they tell me that it's over a thousand years old. So you'd better run home quickly, and you'd better hide very soon, or the Bunyip's going to get you, in the Bunyip moon

I'm not going out into the bush at night mate! What if the bunyip is out there!?

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

News

The go to TV show if you want to hear about all the horrible stuff that happened throughout the world during the day
On VERY RARE occasions, they'll air something positive

Research shows that the news is now a leading cause of depression

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Deep Web

A pornography movie starring Peter Parker and Mary Jane, there's a lot more being slung in this then just web

When you said we'd be watching Deep Web, I figured we'd be using a computer

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Jane the Killer

Essentially Jeff the Killer if he were to put on the same crown that gave us Bowsette

Jane the Killer is only Creepypasta character I know of who makes the blood rush through
my heart and wiener at the same time

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Cancer

A cruel, heartless, monstrous, uncaring disease that doesn't discriminate when choosing a victim. A disease that brings anguish and heartbreak to people and families who don't deserve it, and is known to cruelly take away those that people love and care about. Those who have and battle cancer are among the bravest individuals on the planet, and they should be considered heroes for the sheer amount of courage and intestinal fortitude they display.

My friend was diagnosed with cancer recently, I'm praying that he'll be able to beat it

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018