Metallicajunkie's definitions

House

A weapon used to murder witches in the 1930's, only used by people hailing from the state of Kansas

How about you leave before someone drops a house on you too!

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Cemetery

Quiet locations where you can locate such famous people as Michael Jackson, Marlon Brando, Heath Ledger, Farrah Fawcett and Smitty Werbenyegermanjenson

I'm going to the cemetery to try and find that guy from the Spongebob cartoon, wanna come along?

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Vegemite

Australian Nutella

I said "do you speak my language?", he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Post Malone

A watermelon delivered via postage

Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

RAREWARE

A once great video game making company that produced such classics as Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Perfect Dark and Donkey Kong 64. But sadly is now but a withered husk of it's former self, thanks in part to leaving Nintendo for Microsoft. RAREWARE still lives on in the hearts of video game fans who lived through the 90's, but it is highly unlikely they will ever return to their former glory

DAMN YOU TO HELL MICROSOFT!!

Man, RAREWARE used to make some of the best games, now they're shit...oh well, least
Nintendo is still going strong

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Vouge

A dance popularized by singer Madonna, which involves waving your hands around in fancy ways. Much like Madonna herself, the dance is also incredibly popular amongst the LBGT community

You call that dancing? Girl, let me show you the Vouge and THEN we'll see what you got

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Poultry

A sub genre of meat consisting of animals that have wings and feathers, which includes chicken, duck, goose, turkey, quail, game hen, pigeon and others. Best served after being deep fried, grilled, barbecued or compressed into nugget form and then deep fried (chicken and turkey definitely, other birds, maybe not so much)

Make sure you buy lots of poultry, there's shitloads of people coming to the barbecue tomorrow

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018