Metallicajunkie's definitions

Float Away

A term used by parents to tell their children not to drink a lot of fluid before going to bed, so they don't piss themselves in their sleep

Remember Billy, don't drink all that juice before bed, you'll float away if you do

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Manbun

The most stupid and ridiculous male hairstyle to sweep pop culture since Sanjaya's mohawk.

I see you have a manbun...*grabs a pair of scissors* I'LL SAVE YOU!!

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Joe Kenda

Totally awesome guy from the Investigation Discovery show Homicide Hunter. Joe is a former Colorado Springs police detective who has managed to solve over 400 homicides throughout his career, before retiring in the mid 90's. Joe's great to listen to, because when recanting the cases he's solved, he doesn't add any extra fluff, and tells you like it is, short sweet and to the point.

I'm Detective Joe Kenda, I've solved over 400 homicides, if you kill.....I WILL find you....

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

RAREWARE

A once great video game making company that produced such classics as Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Perfect Dark and Donkey Kong 64. But sadly is now but a withered husk of it's former self, thanks in part to leaving Nintendo for Microsoft. RAREWARE still lives on in the hearts of video game fans who lived through the 90's, but it is highly unlikely they will ever return to their former glory

DAMN YOU TO HELL MICROSOFT!!

Man, RAREWARE used to make some of the best games, now they're shit...oh well, least
Nintendo is still going strong

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Post Malone

A watermelon delivered via postage

Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Vegemite

Australian Nutella

I said "do you speak my language?", he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Cemetery

Quiet locations where you can locate such famous people as Michael Jackson, Marlon Brando, Heath Ledger, Farrah Fawcett and Smitty Werbenyegermanjenson

I'm going to the cemetery to try and find that guy from the Spongebob cartoon, wanna come along?

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018