Metallicajunkie's definitions

Fetus

What unborn babies say when they're hungry

Unborn Baby: *knocks on belly* Hey mom, can you fetus, we're starving in here!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Miss Bum Bum

A beauty contest held in Brazil, where the women competing are judged by how sexy their butts look

I was at the Miss Bum Bum contest yesterday, I am SO GOING AGAIN NEXT YEAR!

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Banshee

What a little kid turns into when their parents won't buy them the candy they want

Jesus Christ! Will you shut that banshee up!?

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

XXXtentacion

A rapper who, until he was shot to death in a robbery, had never even been heard of within mainstream music, another one of those wannabe rappers which jailhouse face tattoos, a dumb hairstyle and a bad habit of mumbling his way through his songs. He of course has his fans, but he's nowhere near the level of guys like Ice Cube, Tupac and Biggie

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you hear? XXXtentacion was killed today!
Guy 2: ...................who the fuck is XXXtentacion?

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

Kardashian

A surname that is often associated with some of the most evil and cruel family names in human history, ranking up there with surnames such as Manson, Koresh, Bin Laden, Hitler, Dahmer, Hussein, Stalin, Mengele, and of course Trump. Anyone with this surname is obviously a grease stain on this Earth that God had NO part in making

The only thing worse then sickness, poverty and death is a Kardashian!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Kavanuts

Used to describe someone when you start asking them questions, and they respond with constant and aggressive sounding interruptions, people like this become more and more Kavanuts with the more questions that are being asked, the angry reaction of going Kavanuts is often compared to a teething toddler with a soiled Huggie who isn't getting the kind of attention he wants

Dude! All I did was ask a question, and you went totally Kavanuts! There's no need for that!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Rope of the Loom

What your underwear becomes when you hastily take it off, after spending time in a swimming pool, named after the twisted, rope like shape your undies assumes when this happens

I can tell you were swimming because you left a rope of the loom in the clothes basket

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018