Metallicajunkie's definitions

Miley's Law

A law that was put into place in 2013 that protects foam fingers from any form of sexual harassment or sexual assault, named in honor of a foam finger, who because of a horrifying assault on live TV, is still in therapy to this day

Millions of foam fingers will be safe, thanks to Miley's Law

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Jack and Jill

A "comedy" movie so horrendously awful, that (unless you're a rabid, and I mean RABID Adam Sandler fan) you'll want to hang yourself about 30 minutes in. It basically stars Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler in drag, and what follows in 90 minutes of brain melting, eye gouging cinematic regurgitation.

How bad is it you ask? Well, consider this. This movie was one of the films featured at the 2012 Razzie Awards...it won EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN AWARD.......that's how bad it is

I'd rather remove my tonsils with a pair of nail clippers then watch Jack and Jill

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

New England Patriots

A football team reserved for players who can't play football without cheating in some way, whether it be spying on other teams' strategies, deflating the footballs before a game, or paying off the referees so they'll totally be on your side, even if you commit the most blatant fouls ever seen. They are also the sworn enemies of the New York Giants, who stomped their asses at the Superbowl TWICE, something that Patriot fans will be stewing over until they leave this earth.

Sure my team lost, but at least we don't have to cheat like the New England Patriots

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

MTV

A TV channel that was once defined by showing awesome and entertaining music videos, concerts and live performances made by talented artists in music. Now it's nothing but an asinine joke defined by teenage pregnancy, annoying Italian Americans, and completely shitty noise disguised as music videos (which RARELY make appearances).

I wouldn't watch MTV even if you paid me

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

Tuna Burp

When a woman breaks wind, but the wind doesn't come out through the butt

Sorry about that tuna burp, those beans get me every time

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Barrel

1: A wooden container normally used to hold gallons of white people happy juice (AKA wine)

2: The part of a gun the bullet comes out of

3: A type of roll that is most easily done when behind the wheel of an Arwing (Rest in Peace Rick May)

4: To run at top speed with zero disregard for anyone or anything in front of you, and to have little concern for making contact with them

5: Pewdiepie's mortal enemies (back when Pewdiepie was fun to watch)

Fox: Enemies are straight ahead, what should we do!?
Peppy: Do a barrel roll!

by Metallicajunkie April 30, 2020

Selena'd

The act of being killed by someone who greatly admires you and/or is obsessed with you, much like Tejano singer Selena

Anna Kendrick didn't return my affections, so I Selena'd her sorry ass!

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018