by Metallicajunkie October 01, 2018

A way of describing the massive influx of politicians who've quit Donald Trump's cabinet and former allies of his that have since discovered just how nuts he is, and therefore, have decided to abandon ship in an effort to save their asses from either being fired or jailed
by Metallicajunkie October 09, 2018

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman
Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now
by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018

by Metallicajunkie October 03, 2018

1: A wooden container normally used to hold gallons of white people happy juice (AKA wine)
2: The part of a gun the bullet comes out of
3: A type of roll that is most easily done when behind the wheel of an Arwing (Rest in Peace Rick May)
4: To run at top speed with zero disregard for anyone or anything in front of you, and to have little concern for making contact with them
5: Pewdiepie's mortal enemies (back when Pewdiepie was fun to watch)
2: The part of a gun the bullet comes out of
3: A type of roll that is most easily done when behind the wheel of an Arwing (Rest in Peace Rick May)
4: To run at top speed with zero disregard for anyone or anything in front of you, and to have little concern for making contact with them
5: Pewdiepie's mortal enemies (back when Pewdiepie was fun to watch)
by Metallicajunkie April 30, 2020

The only known way (thus far) to look are pornography on the internet, and not give your computer a crap ton of viruses in the process
Mike: Hey Fred, are you using Google Images?
Fred: No Mike! What makes you think that?
Mike: That glistening handkerchief on the floor gave you away dude...
Fred: No Mike! What makes you think that?
Mike: That glistening handkerchief on the floor gave you away dude...
by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

A law that was put into place in 2013 that protects foam fingers from any form of sexual harassment or sexual assault, named in honor of a foam finger, who because of a horrifying assault on live TV, is still in therapy to this day
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
