Definitions by Metallicajunkie

Office Number Two 

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One

I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself

Office Number Two by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Four Loko 

An alcoholic drink that contains a shitload of caffeine, plus it comes in a ginormous can, what could possibly go wrong you ask? Needless to say, it's now banned in most states

Don't ever drink a Four Loko before driving home, the results won't be pretty

Four Loko by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Deep Web 

A pornography movie starring Peter Parker and Mary Jane, there's a lot more being slung in this then just web

When you said we'd be watching Deep Web, I figured we'd be using a computer

Deep Web by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Corpse Party 

A highly disturbing game and even more disturbing anime that involves schoolchildren, vengeful ghosts, a ritual gone awry, and enough violence to rival any of Eli Roth's movies

Rule of thumb, don't ever watch Corpse Party after having Burger King for lunch

Corpse Party by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Jim Carrey 

An amazingly talented and hilarious comedic actor who obviously comes from another planet, because no ordinary human being is capable of making the same faces and noises that this man can do (wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?)

How in the hell can Jim Carrey make those faces!? XD

Jim Carrey by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Bunyip 

It's very bad, and very bold, and they tell me that it's over a thousand years old. So you'd better run home quickly, and you'd better hide very soon, or the Bunyip's going to get you, in the Bunyip moon

I'm not going out into the bush at night mate! What if the bunyip is out there!?

Bunyip by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Tattletail 

A creepy Furby-like toy from the horror game of the same name. Tattletail comes in either purple, yellow or blue fur, and it not only is this little bastard creepy, you constantly have to keep feeding, grooming, and recharging it, otherwise it will go on a complaining fit (or demonic possession fit as far as the recharging is concerned) that could very well get you caught by it's murderous mother.

For an awesome playthrough of the game Tattletail, look up the one done by YouTuber Markiplier

You know, I think I'd actually prefer a Furby over a Tattletail.......

Tattletail by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018