Metallicajunkie's definitions

Prosta-Toot

It's when you're having sex with a hooker, and in the middle of making love, either you or her let out a clearly audibly fart, a good way to kill the mood right then and there (unless that's your thing)

Hooker: Sir, come back! I didn't mean to prosta-toot on purpose!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

Office Number Two

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One

I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Nikki Bella

The Bella twin with the bigger and faker boobs

Fan 1: Which one is Nikki Bella again?
Fan 2: Look at their tits dude
Fan 1: Oh, she's got the faker of the two, that's right

by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

Mondo Dook

Used to describe taking a massive shit, first coined by Murr of the TV show Impractical Jokers

I got to take a mondo dook, where's the bathroom!?

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Apollo 18

A horror movie that for the most part, is Paranormal Activity in Space

Apollo 18 wasn't bad, but it was kind of a let down as far as I'm concerned

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Bieber Tattoo

A really poor quality and crappy tattoo that looks more like a doodle from your elementary school notebook, that was done with a pencil or a crayon instead of using an ink needle. Named after the cavalcade of shitty tattoos adorned on Justin Bieber's little chicken wings

Tattoo Artist: Hey man, how's the tattoo I gave.....why do you look pissed?
Customer: YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BIEBER TATTOO!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN MONEY BACK!!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018