Prosta-Toot

It's when you're having sex with a hooker, and in the middle of making love, either you or her let out a clearly audibly fart, a good way to kill the mood right then and there (unless that's your thing)
Hooker: Sir, come back! I didn't mean to prosta-toot on purpose!
by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018
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Float Away

A term used by parents to tell their children not to drink a lot of fluid before going to bed, so they don't piss themselves in their sleep
Remember Billy, don't drink all that juice before bed, you'll float away if you do
by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018
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Danger Dolan

A Youtuber from Australia who also happens to be YouTube's King of Countdown videos, Danger Dolan is the owner of the channel Planet Dolan, where along with countdown videos, Dolan also recants true stories told to him by people either on Reddit or in the comment section. When Dolan is unavailable, his fellow Planet Dolan brethren do videos as well, this brethren includes Dolan's Mysterious Brother, Hellbent, Pringle, Doopie, Melissa and Nixxiom.
I'm Danger Dolan, and today, I will be your narrator
by Metallicajunkie October 03, 2018
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Manbun

The most stupid and ridiculous male hairstyle to sweep pop culture since Sanjaya's mohawk.
I see you have a manbun...*grabs a pair of scissors* I'LL SAVE YOU!!
by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018
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Office Number Two

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One
I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself
by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018
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Mixed Bag

Used to describe a pregnant woman who is carrying two or more children that are each a different ethnicity, an example of a mixed bag would be a woman pregnant with a white, black, Hispanic and Asian baby at the same time
My mom was a real mixed bag, I have a black brother and a Lebanese sister
by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018
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Joe Kenda

Totally awesome guy from the Investigation Discovery show Homicide Hunter. Joe is a former Colorado Springs police detective who has managed to solve over 400 homicides throughout his career, before retiring in the mid 90's. Joe's great to listen to, because when recanting the cases he's solved, he doesn't add any extra fluff, and tells you like it is, short sweet and to the point.
I'm Detective Joe Kenda, I've solved over 400 homicides, if you kill.....I WILL find you....
by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018
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