Mr. Meaty

Without question, the most fucked up chuck of nightmare fuel Nickelodeon has ever aired, words can not describe the disturbing nature and content of this "cartoon", a word of warning if you look it up online, make sure you set up an therapy appointment in advance, YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.......

Kyle: Hmm, there's a show called Mr. Meaty on next, I'll check it out
*2 hours later*
Kyle's Brother: Kyle!? Are you okay!?
Kyle: *rocking back and forth in the fetal position with a look of horror on his face*

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Pawk Fwied Wice

A rather impolite way to pronounce the Chinese dish "Pork Fried Rice"

Time to go to P.F Chang's, and Tim, don't say pawk fwied wice this time, we don't want to get

thrown out again

by Metallicajunkie October 08, 2018

Grizzly Bear

A huge, brown forest animal that may look cute and majestic, but woe onto those who get
too close to them and/or piss them off....just ask Timothy Treadwell

Frank: Hey Bill, you wanna go camping this weekend?
Bill: No! Are you nuts!? Some dude got mauled by a grizzly bear yesterday!
Frank: Good point, looks like another trip to Vegas for us

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Thanos

The only MARVEL supervillain who could murder a large number of superheroes, and still make audiences burst into tears about meeting his own end

Dude! You can stop crying over Thanos dying, the movie ended two hours ago!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

West Of Center

A variation of the term "left of center" but FAR more intense. Used to describe people who are clearly mentally unstable, babble on and on about stuff that makes no sense whatsoever, and who view themselves in the most narcissistic way you could possibly imagine.

The first instance of a person being West of Center, was a black celebrity who had a meeting Donald Trump the other day

Jesus Christ, I'm not going near that guy, he's completely west of center!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

Justice

What this country is without, proof of which is the fact Kavanaugh managed to be elected

There is no justice in this country anymore

by Metallicajunkie October 09, 2018

Sheen

Totally awesome and hilarious character from the Nickelodeon cartoon Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, famously known for his obsession of anything having to do with the superhero Ultra-Lord. He is also known for saving his hometown from a monstrous alien by singing horribly, learning how to communicate with pterodactyls, and mastering the art of placing your foot behind your head. He even got his own spin off show called Planet Sheen, but it didn't really do as well

Jimmy: Sheen, don't you ever get tired of Ultra-Lord?
Sheen: HECK NO JIMMY!

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018