Definitions by Metallicajunkie

Beef 

It's when you need two gats to go to sleep, it's when your mom ain't safe up in the streets, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU, it's when you make your enemies start your jeep, it's when you role no less then 30 deep, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU

Ask yourself, do you know what beef is?

Beef by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

Fortnite 

Another video game that used to be fun, but has now been tainted by it's own fanbase, much like Call of Duty, Halo, Overwatch, CSGO, Minecraft and World of Warcraft

I'm not playing Fortnite anymore, too many whining, complaining, rage quitting bitches

Fortnite by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

Pantless Thundergoose 

The internet's name for an ostrich

It would be awesome to ride a pantless thundergoose

Pantless Thundergoose by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

Corona

What Mexicans drink when they run out of tequila

Jesus dude, how many Coronas did you drink? You look totally wasted!

Corona by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

Jack and Jill 

A "comedy" movie so horrendously awful, that (unless you're a rabid, and I mean RABID Adam Sandler fan) you'll want to hang yourself about 30 minutes in. It basically stars Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler in drag, and what follows in 90 minutes of brain melting, eye gouging cinematic regurgitation.

How bad is it you ask? Well, consider this. This movie was one of the films featured at the 2012 Razzie Awards...it won EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN AWARD.......that's how bad it is

I'd rather remove my tonsils with a pair of nail clippers then watch Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

Osama Bin Cheeto

Donald Trump

So, what did Osama Bin Cheeto do to further damage our country?

Osama Bin Cheeto by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018

Eminem 

One of the most legendary and controversial rappers to come out of the 90's. Well known for his songs that involve aggressive, really violent and outrageously misogynistic lyrics, which has garnered him much controversy in the past.

Also one of the few rappers to have won an Academy Award for Best Original Song, won for his song Lose Yourself, from the movie 8 Mile. Despite his prickly exterior, it's also known that Eminem is a doting father to his daughters, he even skipped the Academy Awards show where he won his Oscar, to instead spend time with his kids, at the time where he was announced the winner, he and his daughters had fallen asleep while watching cartoons.

You gotta respect Eminem for how much he loves his kids, he's an awesome dad

Eminem by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018