Metallicajunkie's definitions

Busta Rhymes

The rap singer who beat up Michael Myers (not one of Mike's prouder moments)

Remember when Busta Rhymes kicked Michael Myers' ass? That was hilarious!

by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018

Poof

1: The sound the Fairly Oddparents make when they disappear and/or reappear

2: A crappy hairstyle that Snooki from Jersey Shore believed she had invented

3: A famous quote made by legendary YouTuber Markiplier "POOF!"

Timmy Turner: You guys had to poof off to Camp Happy Crownyville, while I got rained and volleyballed on!

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

Holy Shit

Something the Pope takes when he eats Mexican food

Pastor: Sorry I'm late, I was in the bathroom taking a holy shit
Nun: PASTOR! LANGUAGE!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Jewbacca

A term used to describe a person of Jewish ethnicity, who also happens to possess an absurd amount of body hair

I really hope I don't have to sit next to Harold at the bar mitzvah, that Jewbacca never shaves!

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Frog Splash

An aerial pro wrestling move that involves jumping off the top rope, and then putting your hands and knees together to resemble a hopping frog before you land on your opponent. The move was innovated by Art Barr, but was popularized by Eddie Guerrero, this move now comes in many variations, such as turning in mid air (Rob Van Dam's 5 Star Frog Splash), stretching out (Mike Awesome's Awesome Splash), putting your hands to your crotch as you split your legs (Lio Rush's Rush Hour) or transferring into an Elbow Drop before landing (Mark Briscoe's Froggy Bow)

Tazz: Eddie's feeling froggy Cole!
Michael Cole: Here he goes! FROG SPLASH CONNECTING!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018