Definitions by Metallicajunkie

Bump Buddies 

A group of two or more women who share a close friendship, and who also happen to be pregnant at the same time

I love being bump buddies with Lucy, I can't wait to meet her new son

Bump Buddies by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

P!nk

The Janis Joplin of Pop Music. A truly awesome and talented pop singer who is far more talented then most of the other crappy singers who've been stinking up the charts in recent years. Born Alecia Beth Moore, P!nk's early life was marked with rough points, such as her parents divorcing, developing asthma, and struggling with substance abuse in her teenage years. P!nk was originally part an all girl R&B group called Choice, however, she became a solo artist after record producer L.A Reid saw her as the group's only talent. Many of P!nk's songs deal with serious issues, such as combating sexism (Stupid Girls), losing a friend to drugs (Who Knew), abusive relationships (Just Like a Pill), combating self harm and suicide (Fuckin' Perfect), and struggling with personal vices (Sober). Since her introduction into the music industry, P!nk has won three Grammys, seven MTV Music Video Awards, five Billboard Music Awards and is looked upon by many young women as an inspiration, she is indeed one of the all time greats.

I can't wait to see P!nk in concert tonight, she's fucking awesome!

P!nk by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Hurricane Michael 

A hurricane that coincidentally occurred on October of this year, a number of days before the new Halloween reboot movie is set to come out

Hurricane Michael is approaching! Pack up your shit and bail out!

Hurricane Michael by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Mondo Dook

Used to describe taking a massive shit, first coined by Murr of the TV show Impractical Jokers

I got to take a mondo dook, where's the bathroom!?

Mondo Dook by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Period 

It's what you end a sentence with.......no, I'm not in the mood to make a joke pertaining to women

Don't forget the period, otherwise your story will just be a big sentence

Period by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Cold Stone Stunner 

An alcoholic drink, to make it, add one part Budweiser, one part Pabst Blue Ribbon, a splash of vanilla extract, topped off with a scoop of your favorite ice cream, make sure you smash something made of glass before drinking for maximum effect

Why the hell doesn't Friendly's serve Cold Stone Stunners!?

Cold Stone Stunner by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Selena'd

The act of being killed by someone who greatly admires you and/or is obsessed with you, much like Tejano singer Selena

Anna Kendrick didn't return my affections, so I Selena'd her sorry ass!

Selena'd by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018