Larry

The guy that Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers is always looking for, but never seems to find. He also goes by the alias Lawrence when in England. Sightings of the famous "Larry" have occurred at a car dealership, a ticket line, a shoe store, a grocery store, an office building, and an English pub.

Hey Larry! I was calling you Larry!

by Metallicajunkie October 09, 2018

Al Sharpton

One of the many famous people who give their own race a bad name

Al Sharpton is a racist asshole

by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018

Titus O'Neal

One of only two wrestlers who literally fell down on the job, the other being the Shockmaster of course

OMFG, Titus O'Neal just fell on his face during his entrance!! XD

by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018

Vouge

A dance popularized by singer Madonna, which involves waving your hands around in fancy ways. Much like Madonna herself, the dance is also incredibly popular amongst the LBGT community

You call that dancing? Girl, let me show you the Vouge and THEN we'll see what you got

by Metallicajunkie October 03, 2018

Four Loko

An alcoholic drink that contains a shitload of caffeine, plus it comes in a ginormous can, what could possibly go wrong you ask? Needless to say, it's now banned in most states

Don't ever drink a Four Loko before driving home, the results won't be pretty

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

P.T.

A terrifying and amazing horror game that would've been Konami's greatest achievement in horror based video gaming, but upon the announcement it had been canceled, it instead sadly became the basis for the biggest middle finger Konami has EVER given it's fanbase...assholes

Hideki Hayakawa deserves a sexual encounter with Pyramid Head for cancelling P.T.

by Metallicajunkie November 11, 2018

New England Patriots

A football team reserved for players who can't play football without cheating in some way, whether it be spying on other teams' strategies, deflating the footballs before a game, or paying off the referees so they'll totally be on your side, even if you commit the most blatant fouls ever seen. They are also the sworn enemies of the New York Giants, who stomped their asses at the Superbowl TWICE, something that Patriot fans will be stewing over until they leave this earth.

Sure my team lost, but at least we don't have to cheat like the New England Patriots

by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018