Google Images

The only known way (thus far) to look are pornography on the internet, and not give your computer a crap ton of viruses in the process
Mike: Hey Fred, are you using Google Images?
Fred: No Mike! What makes you think that?
Mike: That glistening handkerchief on the floor gave you away dude...
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Poison Ivy

A plant that will temporarily turn your live into one long episode of the Itchy and Scratchy Show
I haven't been able to stop scratching since I stepped in that damn poison ivy patch!
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Vegemite

I said "do you speak my language?", he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
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Apollo 18

A horror movie that for the most part, is Paranormal Activity in Space
Apollo 18 wasn't bad, but it was kind of a let down as far as I'm concerned
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Polish

The politically correct term for someone as smart as a pumpkin
It figures that Jake would put an ejector seat on his new helicopter, his family is Polish
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Deep Web

A pornography movie starring Peter Parker and Mary Jane, there's a lot more being slung in this then just web
When you said we'd be watching Deep Web, I figured we'd be using a computer
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Mick Foley

A now retired wrestler that reinvented the term "takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'"

This man has endured a laundry list of gruesome injuries that would normally render someone paralyzed, crippled, dead or any combination of the three. Whether it be twelve chair shots in a row to the head, falling on piles of barbed wire and thumbtacks, being sent through flaming tables, spilling gallons of his own blood across multiple countries, or competing in a Hell in a Cell match against the Undertaker that damn near killed him.

The fact Mick Foley can still even form a coherent sentence is amazing
Remember when Mick Foley got thrown off the cell in 1998? How is that guy still even alive!?
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