An iconic symbol of Halloween that 9 times out of 10, ends up smashed in your driveway by a group of assholes before the night is over
Me: Did you see the jack-o-lantern I carved, I did a great job on it!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!
by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018
An aerial pro wrestling move that involves jumping off the top rope, and then putting your hands and knees together to resemble a hopping frog before you land on your opponent. The move was innovated by Art Barr, but was popularized by Eddie Guerrero, this move now comes in many variations, such as turning in mid air (Rob Van Dam's 5 Star Frog Splash), stretching out (Mike Awesome's Awesome Splash), putting your hands to your crotch as you split your legs (Lio Rush's Rush Hour) or transferring into an Elbow Drop before landing (Mark Briscoe's Froggy Bow)
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
Jane the Killer is only Creepypasta character I know of who makes the blood rush through
my heart and wiener at the same time
my heart and wiener at the same time
by Metallicajunkie October 01, 2018
A dance popularized by singer Madonna, which involves waving your hands around in fancy ways. Much like Madonna herself, the dance is also incredibly popular amongst the LBGT community
by Metallicajunkie October 03, 2018
Another way to describe having sex with a woman with huge, bodybuilder style muscles, the "leisure" part refers to the fact the woman will allow you to sex her when she feels like it, knowing full well that her male partner is afraid of getting his ass ripped in half like a phone book if he forces himself upon her
Henry: So Bill, did you and Mary enjoy your round of herculeisure last night?
Bill: Yeah, it was awesome! There's nothing like the feeling of huge femuscles against your naked body
Bill: Yeah, it was awesome! There's nothing like the feeling of huge femuscles against your naked body
by Metallicajunkie October 01, 2018
by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018
A term used to describe a woman who can expel air through her vagina with so much force, she's capable of blowing up a balloon by doing so, it's not recommended you pop said balloon afterwards, unless you wanna risk having the smart of a front butt fart hit your nostrils
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018