Definitions by Metallicajunkie

The Ring 

A terribly overrated horror movie that is more of a crime thriller then a true horror movie

Do we have to watch The Ring? It's so BORING!

The Ring by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Orange Exodus 

A way of describing the massive influx of politicians who've quit Donald Trump's cabinet and former allies of his that have since discovered just how nuts he is, and therefore, have decided to abandon ship in an effort to save their asses from either being fired or jailed

If this Orange Exodus keeps up, there'll be no one for Donald Trump to hide behind

Orange Exodus by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

Justice 

What this country is without, proof of which is the fact Kavanaugh managed to be elected

There is no justice in this country anymore

Justice by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

MTV 

A TV channel that was once defined by showing awesome and entertaining music videos, concerts and live performances made by talented artists in music. Now it's nothing but an asinine joke defined by teenage pregnancy, annoying Italian Americans, and completely shitty noise disguised as music videos (which RARELY make appearances).

I wouldn't watch MTV even if you paid me

MTV by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

XXXtentacion

A rapper who, until he was shot to death in a robbery, had never even been heard of within mainstream music, another one of those wannabe rappers which jailhouse face tattoos, a dumb hairstyle and a bad habit of mumbling his way through his songs. He of course has his fans, but he's nowhere near the level of guys like Ice Cube, Tupac and Biggie

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you hear? XXXtentacion was killed today!
Guy 2: ...................who the fuck is XXXtentacion?

XXXtentacion by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

Chun-Li 

A female character from Street Fighter 2 who is often viewed as the Queen of Fighting Games. Chun-Li is a Chinese policewoman who hails from Hong Kong, and practices Kung-Fu. As many people know, her most striking feature are her muscular legs, which she uses to deliver a blinding flurry of powerful kicks to attack her opponents with. Chun-Li is also able to shoot blasts of energy from her hands, which she calls Kikoken, and incorporates many acrobatic, high flying moves into her moveset that gives her a further edge over her opponents. Chun-Li personality wise is very sweet natured and loyal to her allies, she also possesses a strong sense of justice, as she won't stand for seeing people take advantage of others. Chun-Li's most recent appearance was in Street Fighter V, where she apparently has enough alternate costumes to fill a wardrobe the size of Texas, not that many male players complain that is.

I'd advise not picking a fight with Chun-Li, it's better that you go home and be a family man

Chun-Li by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

Larry 

The guy that Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers is always looking for, but never seems to find. He also goes by the alias Lawrence when in England. Sightings of the famous "Larry" have occurred at a car dealership, a ticket line, a shoe store, a grocery store, an office building, and an English pub.

Hey Larry! I was calling you Larry!

Larry by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018