Metallicajunkie's definitions

Corpse Party

A highly disturbing game and even more disturbing anime that involves schoolchildren, vengeful ghosts, a ritual gone awry, and enough violence to rival any of Eli Roth's movies

Rule of thumb, don't ever watch Corpse Party after having Burger King for lunch

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Deep Web

A pornography movie starring Peter Parker and Mary Jane, there's a lot more being slung in this then just web

When you said we'd be watching Deep Web, I figured we'd be using a computer

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Banzai Drop

When you're having sex with a fat woman, usually 300lbs at the most, you allow the woman stand over you, and with you back first on the bed or floor looking up, the woman then yells "BANZAAAAAI!!" before doing a short jump and then slamming all of her doughiness down onto your chest or erect penis. Be careful though, performing this could EASILY result in a penile fracture if not done correctly

Named after the finishing move used by WWE Hall-of-Famer Yokozuna

Jesus Christ, that Banzai Drop almost broke my dick in half!

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Donald Trump

He doesn't like China because they actually have a great wall

Can someone tell Donald Trump that the Chinese already beat him the "wall" idea?

by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018

Tattletail

A creepy Furby-like toy from the horror game of the same name. Tattletail comes in either purple, yellow or blue fur, and it not only is this little bastard creepy, you constantly have to keep feeding, grooming, and recharging it, otherwise it will go on a complaining fit (or demonic possession fit as far as the recharging is concerned) that could very well get you caught by it's murderous mother.

For an awesome playthrough of the game Tattletail, look up the one done by YouTuber Markiplier

You know, I think I'd actually prefer a Furby over a Tattletail.......

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

T.A.N.T.A.

An acronym that stands for "That Asshole Nobody Talks About" usually meant to refer to a person who did something incredibly shitty or horrible and is no longer mentioned by others who knew and associated with them, effectively making them an outcast. Usually if a TANTO's name is mentioned, others will respond with simple quotes such as "We don't talk about them..."

Person 1: Why hasn't Mike come to any of our club meetings anymore?
Person 2: He's a T.A.N.T.A., we don't talk about him anymore
Person 1: Why, what did he...
Person 2: *glares* WE DON'T...TALK ABOUT HIM...ANYMORE...
Person 1: Okay O_O

by Metallicajunkie April 29, 2020

Busta Rhymes

The rap singer who beat up Michael Myers (not one of Mike's prouder moments)

Remember when Busta Rhymes kicked Michael Myers' ass? That was hilarious!

by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018