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T.A.N.T.A.

An acronym that stands for "That Asshole Nobody Talks About" usually meant to refer to a person who did something incredibly shitty or horrible and is no longer mentioned by others who knew and associated with them, effectively making them an outcast. Usually if a TANTO's name is mentioned, others will respond with simple quotes such as "We don't talk about them..."
Person 1: Why hasn't Mike come to any of our club meetings anymore?
Person 2: He's a T.A.N.T.A., we don't talk about him anymore
Person 1: Why, what did he...
Person 2: *glares* WE DON'T...TALK ABOUT HIM...ANYMORE...
Person 1: Okay O_O
by Metallicajunkie April 29, 2020
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Donald Trump

He doesn't like China because they actually have a great wall
Can someone tell Donald Trump that the Chinese already beat him the "wall" idea?
by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018
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Mascot

A furry before furries were even a thing
I hate wearing this mascot outfit, I sweat my ass off, it's ridiculously itchy, and all the players
make fun of me, EVEN THE DAMN CHEERLEADERS!
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
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Tattletail

A creepy Furby-like toy from the horror game of the same name. Tattletail comes in either purple, yellow or blue fur, and it not only is this little bastard creepy, you constantly have to keep feeding, grooming, and recharging it, otherwise it will go on a complaining fit (or demonic possession fit as far as the recharging is concerned) that could very well get you caught by it's murderous mother.

For an awesome playthrough of the game Tattletail, look up the one done by YouTuber Markiplier
You know, I think I'd actually prefer a Furby over a Tattletail.......
by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018
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Herculeisure

Another way to describe having sex with a woman with huge, bodybuilder style muscles, the "leisure" part refers to the fact the woman will allow you to sex her when she feels like it, knowing full well that her male partner is afraid of getting his ass ripped in half like a phone book if he forces himself upon her
Henry: So Bill, did you and Mary enjoy your round of herculeisure last night?
Bill: Yeah, it was awesome! There's nothing like the feeling of huge femuscles against your naked body
by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018
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Wanna Play?

It's what people who eat Airheads candy say before their heads swell up to the size of medicine balls
Guy: Wanna play?
Girl: Bumper Heads here?
Guy: Why not? Come on!
by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018
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Brett Kavanaugh

Only an equally disgusting and sexually devious creature would defend someone like Brett Kavanaugh
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
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