Definitions by Metallicajunkie
Bacon
Bacon by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018
Slobberknocker
A knockdown, drag out, fist flinging brawl between two men who are known to despise each other's guts
Famously coined by legendary WWE commentator Jim Ross
Famously coined by legendary WWE commentator Jim Ross
Slobberknocker by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018
Australia
The Land of Deadly Creatures:
The one continent on the planet where at least 97.9 percent of the wildlife won't hesitate to kill your ass. These animals in question include:
The most aggressive and venomous species of spider (the Funnel Web)
A snake with venom so strong, one drop can kill 250,000 mice (the Taipan)
A goofy looking bird that can rip your stomach open with karate kicks (the Cassowary)
A funny looking mammal with a toxic spur on it's back leg (the Platypus)
Steve Irwin's bread and butter (the Saltwater Crocodile)
Baby eating wild dogs (the Dingo)
Australia's national animal that will either strangle you or gut you with a well placed kick (the Kangaroo)
And the single most venomous animal on the planet (the Box Jellyfish)
Needless to say, you're risking your life when you travel here
The one continent on the planet where at least 97.9 percent of the wildlife won't hesitate to kill your ass. These animals in question include:
The most aggressive and venomous species of spider (the Funnel Web)
A snake with venom so strong, one drop can kill 250,000 mice (the Taipan)
A goofy looking bird that can rip your stomach open with karate kicks (the Cassowary)
A funny looking mammal with a toxic spur on it's back leg (the Platypus)
Steve Irwin's bread and butter (the Saltwater Crocodile)
Baby eating wild dogs (the Dingo)
Australia's national animal that will either strangle you or gut you with a well placed kick (the Kangaroo)
And the single most venomous animal on the planet (the Box Jellyfish)
Needless to say, you're risking your life when you travel here
Guy 1: Did you hear about Tom, he went to Australia and got killed by a crocodile!
Guy 2: I thought he was bitten by a funnel web
Guy 3: Well, I could've sworn he was stung by a box jellyfish
Guy 2: I thought he was bitten by a funnel web
Guy 3: Well, I could've sworn he was stung by a box jellyfish
Australia by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018
Minefield
Another name for either a front yard, back yard, city park, nature trail, or any other outdoor places littered with dog shit that the owners didn't pick up, minefields are especially dangerous when the dog shit is hard to spot immediately, or when it's dark out
Minefield by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018
British Shorthair
A fluffy species of cat hailing from the UK (hence the name), they are also known as the British Blue because of their blueish gray fur. There are two very famous British Shorthair cats in pop culture. The first being Church, the cat from the 1989 horror movie Pet Sematary. The second being the British Shorthair used in the "I Can Haz Cheezburger" picture that kickstarted the LOLCat phenomenon
British Shorthair by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018
Ghost Pepper
An absurdly spicy chili pepper that people still continue to use in cooking, despite the fact consuming one will make you feel as though you just opened a gateway to Hell inside of you
Ghost Pepper by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018
LS Band
An LS Band is a musical group that has changed members more frequently then a model changes panties, the LS stands for "Lazy Suzanne", as a Lazy Suzanne spins around and presents you with a totally different thing all the time, like how these bands choose a different member constantly. Another way to describe an LS Band, is an RD Band (RD stands for "Revolving Door")
Lazy Suzanne Bands include:
Lynyrd Skynyrd
W.A.S.P.
Guns N' Roses
and Black Sabbath
Lazy Suzanne Bands include:
Lynyrd Skynyrd
W.A.S.P.
Guns N' Roses
and Black Sabbath
LS Band by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018