Definitions by Melissa

squeeze 

What happens when you eat too much cheese.

Paul tends to squeeze it really hard the morning after eating lots of cheese.

squeeze by Melissa January 28, 2004

funkynuts

Sweaty nutsacs that are SO funky they smell like month old rotton cauliflower.

"Oh god man, I can smell your funkynuts all the way over here, I'm gonna pass out if you don't put your boxers back on"

funkynuts by Melissa January 21, 2004

zip it

Be quiet. In other words, shut your freakin' mouth.

"Zip it Paul! You're so obnoxious."

zip it by Melissa January 20, 2004

Malees Kite 

PREGO!!!! we all have problems when we get drunk!!!! thats ok....it happens to the best of us.

Thank you for everything and good luck with E! DoNT LeT IT HAPPEN AGAIN

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Malees will soon be a twig.

Malees Kite by Melissa January 20, 2004

furface 

A person with so much hair on their face they are barly recognizable.

"Susie, shave your face for cryin' out loud! You look like a furface!"

furface by Melissa January 20, 2004

hemi 

Short for hemmeroid.

"Paul, it hurts so bad to sit down, I think my hemi's acting up!"

hemi by Melissa January 20, 2004

fart blossom 

When a fart smells so bad you gag, even if it's your own.

"Oh Dan, you reak! What have you been eating??"

fart blossom by Melissa January 20, 2004