Melissa's definitions

crumbs

small pieces of rock cocaine

yo check out dese crumbs i got eh

by Melissa February 6, 2005

boppers

Female that car hop and only wants you for your money.

Girl he ugly but look at that car and platium grill, I think I want to holla!

by melissa September 14, 2003

chonch

A woman's crotch. Her private parts.

My chonch is itchy.

by Melissa June 17, 2003

Head

1- upper-most part of the human body that controls all bodily functions and contains the brain, at least in some specimens.
2- the process of sucking/licking either the male or the female genitalia until ejaculation/orgasm occurs.
3- term used to refer to the foam on top of beer that nobody really wants.

Martha really doesnt have her head on her shoulders.

Little Johnny made his girlfriend orgasm 5 times. That night she reciprocated by giving him head as well.

Damn, what's up with all the head. You gotta learn how to pour dawg.

by melissa July 11, 2003

sweer

originating from the typo "sweet" -compliments of greg h. salopek

meaning: sweet, cool, awesome, im jealous of your coolness

"Dude, melissa and greg are sweerer than sweer in that sweer van, i am jealous"

by melissa February 7, 2005

purple monkey dishwasher

the answer to any "why" question you do not know.

"Why didnt you eat your veggie?"
-"Purple Monkey Dishwasher."

by melissa November 25, 2003

Apology

Jord....if you look up any of the following words ; M-unit, Low-G,Lantz, She-O-dubble-Eena, IDS, Shoe Phone,ect. please do not be appauled.

Melissa- ''Jord I'm sorry please don't flip-izzle.''
Jord-''Melissa i should slit you up...I hope you pass.''
Sheena-''In her sleep?''
Jord-''We can only hope.''

by Melissa July 9, 2004