Melissa's definitions

CUPERTINO

An area of land where no one can drive, everyone lives for grades, and computers rule the earth.

A place that everyone from Asia wants to live, but no one that lives there wants to stay.

by Melissa May 13, 2005

Malees Kite

PREGO!!!! we all have problems when we get drunk!!!! thats ok....it happens to the best of us.

Thank you for everything and good luck with E! DoNT LeT IT HAPPEN AGAIN

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Malees will soon be a twig.

by Melissa January 20, 2004

goose grease

Grease derived from geese..

That spread like goose grease all over the land.

by Melissa May 13, 2005

Mandie Kissinger

A great person who is known for her tank ass. LoL I still love her. Even though she is a dickhead magnet, she deserves sooooo much better!! I LOVE YOU MANDIE!!!!

Mandie is a great friend!

by Melissa January 11, 2004

bladder splatter

When someone has to pee so bad their bladder literaly explodes.

"Dude, I gotta pee soo bad I'm gonna have a bladder splatter!"

by Melissa January 6, 2004

hit

fucked up; drugged up; ready to fuck; messed up

"She looks so hit"

by melissa April 12, 2003

HUMPITIVE

ADJECTIVE.

When one wants to be HUMPED. Preferably, by something HUMPABLE.

ALSO, HUMPITIVE can describe something HUMPFUL, having to do with HUMPING or anything HUMPABLE.

SYNONYM FOR HUMPFUL AND HUMPABLE, if used in the correct context. Also, a synonym for HORNY.

When you feel humpitive you feel humpable hence HOT.

"That chick's so humpative"

by Melissa December 6, 2003