Melissa's definitions

j dub

slang for julius west used by the lady jag step team... usually said with two people in "unison" with a "ghetto twang"

on the morning announcements: GO J DUB

by melissa March 5, 2004

canadle

A huge, really long terd that wraps around the inside of the toilet and almost fills it up ~PHEWWW~

Oh my god check out the canadle that dan dropped! Wow I wonder if it will flush?

by Melissa December 19, 2003

Tanorexic

When someone suffers from tanorexia, a disease like anorexia, no matter how tan you are you never think you are tan enough.

L: Melissa, sweetie, I think you've had enough sun today...
M: No no, I must get a tan
L: you've been at the beach all day, I think you are tanorexic.

by Melissa September 21, 2004

melgina

the vagina of a girl that has a name beginning with "mel"

I ate some melgina last night.

by melissa November 5, 2004

popcorn pimp

A pimp that wines and dines his hoes off an allowance given to him by his parents. Has been known to trick out his bitches to pay for playstation controllers, arcade tokens, and cheap bling.

See Rikki Lake, Jenny Jones, etc.

by melissa December 14, 2003

Low-G

Also Known As Logan Soley...His Rapp Name...M-unit prefers to call him L-O-dubble-G-izzle.

She-O-dubble-Eena-''Su'p My L-O-dubble-G-izzle?''
Low-G-'' Notta Whole lot..I been low key''

by Melissa July 9, 2004

h00bz0r

1. Homeless man.
2. Hobo.

see hobo

Lyk3 OMFG you pen0r i se3 that h00bz0r over there!

by melissa February 18, 2005