Mel Function's definitions

birch hook

A hand-held tool used to hook and grab wood. Commonly used with the handling and throwing of firewood. Is shaped like a "J", with a sharp tip at one end and a handle at the other.

by Mel Function September 5, 2003

comeupance

Revenge, deserved retrebution, what's comin' to ya.

I'll get you, you'll get your comeupance.

by Mel Function September 6, 2003

lumber jack

A person who works in the woods for a living.

Paul Bunyan was a lumber jack.

by Mel Function September 5, 2003

Binky

A childish comfort. Another term for their "blankey". Something they feel very dear to them. Nothing will tear them apart. In my case a 3-foot long strip of yellow satin. One of two that I ripped off a blankey when I was five.

Johnny, its time to get rid of that aweful thing. You're too old for it now anyway.

by Mel Function September 1, 2003

dump duck

Another name for sea gulls.

I'd like to shoot some dump ducks with my paintball gun!!

by Mel Function September 6, 2003

bisquit hooks

Another name for hands.

"Hey!! Get your bisquit hooks off my cookies!!"

by Mel Function September 5, 2003

dooryard

A Maine term for front yard or driveway.

Boy: Who drove into the dooryard?
Girl: Its my folks!
Boy: Oh no!
Girl: Quick! Put your clothes back on before they come in!!

by Mel Function September 6, 2003