Winoda Ridering

The act of shoplifting.

Store security caught him winoda ridering items from Wall Mart.

by Maxwell January 06, 2004

Revenue Collector

Any police officer that writes traffic tickets. Most communities use revenue collectors and traffic court judges to shakedown motorists for money. It is not about enforcing the law, but collecting revenue for the city or town where the ticket was issued.

The state of Illinois passed the seatbelt law. This law allows revenue collectors to write more traffic tickets thus generating more revenue for there communities.

by Maxwell February 14, 2005

Cataract

Redneck term for a brand of luxury automobile. (Cadillac)

My Paw brought himself a new Cataract.

by Maxwell March 23, 2004

High Crime Neighborhood

Any African American neighborhood. This is not an offensive statement, just a truthful one.

To avoid being the victim of a crime, I steer clear of high crime neighborhoods.

by Maxwell February 21, 2005

Monicaudo

A cigar inserted into the vagina of a white house intern named Monica. Popularized by our former president Bill Clinton. (Not to be confused with Macanudo cigars.)

The creation of the Monicaudo cigar occurred in the White House Oval Office.

by Maxwell March 16, 2005

Jew him down

The act of a buyer negotiating a lower price for goods or services from a seller.

The car dealer wanted me to pay sticker price for my new car, but I successfully Jewed him down to a lower price.

by Maxwell July 17, 2004

Poop Chute Pals

Another definition for two male homosexual lovers.

Carlos enjoys taking it up the ass from his poop chute pal lover Ramón.

by Maxwell September 13, 2004