Maxwell's definitions

Twatsticka

A German Tampon......comes from the German word "Swastika".

Misses Paushoffer purchased a package of twatstickas for her coming menstrual cycle.

by Maxwell September 27, 2003

Uncle Pierre

From the gutless country of France, it is there version of our Uncle Sam.

What did Uncle Pierre say to the French armed forces in world war 2? He said, "I Want You, To Run From The Enemy"

by Maxwell August 22, 2004

Reversed Oreo Cookie Girl

An African American female who enjoys being sandwiched or double penetrated by two White males.

Did you see that porno flick that had that reversed oreo cookie girl taking two white dicks in her at the same time? That was cool.

by Maxwell August 22, 2004

British Torture

A form of torture administered by the British by forcing the victim to watch reruns of the Benny Hill Show until he submits. By world standards, this is considered to be a cruel and brutal form of torture.

The captured spy confessed to international espionage after receiving 40 minutes of British torture.

by Maxwell November 7, 2004

iz

African American ghetto spelling for the word is.

I Iz a muttafuckka.
Yoo Iz a muttafuckka.
Dey Iz muttafuckkas.

by Maxwell October 20, 2004

Bootyluscious.

A female with an incredibly sexy ass. A bootyluscious woman causes most males to have fantasizing thoughts involving her sexy ass. These thoughts may include kissing, licking, fingering and anal copulation of her ass. (Come on guys, haven’t we all fantasized about doing these things to some hot looking female?)

Jennifer Lopez is a bootyluscious babe.

by Maxwell May 19, 2005

Christmas

An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.

I’m in debt from buying Christmas presents.

by Maxwell December 20, 2003