by Maxhole June 19, 2009
Did you hear the Supreme Court just ruled that convicts don't have a right to DNA testing, even if they pay for it themselves! What a bunch of gavelmonkeys!
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
King George the Turd (jorj thuh turd) NOUN. George Walker Bush, 43rd president of the United States. See also, "Turd Reich."
This country is a scatocracy, the biggest shits rise to the top. That's how we wound up with King George the Turd.
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
When Feinstein was a city supervisor, she got the mayor's job because he was assassinated.
While mayor of San Francisco, her husband owned a fuckton of rental property downtown, and quadrupled his net worth. Her money more than doubled.
Now that she's on the Senate Committees on defense, intelligence and homeland security, her husband's company has all these Iraq and Afghanistan construction projects. She votes with Republicans for war to send more money to her hubby.
She oozed her way into office and nothing sticks to her protective coating of slime.
She's not a Democrat, she's a Phlegmocrat.
While mayor of San Francisco, her husband owned a fuckton of rental property downtown, and quadrupled his net worth. Her money more than doubled.
Now that she's on the Senate Committees on defense, intelligence and homeland security, her husband's company has all these Iraq and Afghanistan construction projects. She votes with Republicans for war to send more money to her hubby.
She oozed her way into office and nothing sticks to her protective coating of slime.
She's not a Democrat, she's a Phlegmocrat.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Ronald Reagan and John Wayne were war heroes? When I want your infauxpinion, I'll hand you a shovel. Until then, keep it to yourself.
by Maxhole July 14, 2011
Rondroid (ron droid) NOUN. The seductively bland people who loiter in busy public places asking young people to take their “free personality test.”
My friend Jamie took their free personality test.
They didn't like the results, so the Rondroids locked her in the testing room. She was screaming and pounding on the door. They left her in there for hours. She thought they were going to kill her. She had to kick a hole in the door to get out, and they tried to have her arrested for trespassing and property destruction.
They're such lovely people.
They didn't like the results, so the Rondroids locked her in the testing room. She was screaming and pounding on the door. They left her in there for hours. She thought they were going to kill her. She had to kick a hole in the door to get out, and they tried to have her arrested for trespassing and property destruction.
They're such lovely people.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
presidunce (prez id unts) NOUN. A person appointed to the presidency by back room deals because of his criminality or incompetence, to further criminal enterprises. (See Ulysses S. Grant, Warren G. Harding, Calvin Coolidge, Herbert Hoover, William Howard Taft, William Henry Harrison, Richard Milhouse Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George Herbert Walker Bush, George Walker Bush) From “president” and “dunce.”
You got your evil presidunces and your incompetent presidunces, but how do you top a man who says, "They never stop thinking of ways to hurt our country, and neither do we."
by Maxhole June 22, 2009