Definitions by Maxhole
fudgeograph
fudgeograph (fudj og raf) NOUN. A faked photograph.
A picture that has been 'fudged' to alter it from its original appearance.
A picture that has been 'fudged' to alter it from its original appearance.
See that airbrush work on her cleavage? And how there's no wrinkles or creases at all? This isn't a photograph, it's been altered. It's a fudgeograph.
The Loch Ness monster just doesn't have tits like that.
The Loch Ness monster just doesn't have tits like that.
fudgeograph by Maxhole June 20, 2009
gavelmonkey
Did you hear the Supreme Court just ruled that convicts don't have a right to DNA testing, even if they pay for it themselves! What a bunch of gavelmonkeys!
gavelmonkey by Maxhole June 20, 2009
King George the Turd
King George the Turd (jorj thuh turd) NOUN. George Walker Bush, 43rd president of the United States. See also, "Turd Reich."
This country is a scatocracy, the biggest shits rise to the top. That's how we wound up with King George the Turd.
King George the Turd by Maxhole June 20, 2009
Guantanamoron
Guantanamoron (gwan ta na mo ron) NOUN. Any murderer, rapist or torturer who claims they did not know that murder, rape and torture are illegal. Also, ‘Gitmoron.’ From the U.S. Army prison guards and CIA interrogators at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and “moron.”
I saw these burn marks on the kid's neck. So I asked him, "What happened? and he said, "I bad." The father had been burning his six-year-old with lit cigarettes. I confronted him and he said, "We do it all the time in my country." We got Child Protective Services on his ass and they locked up the Guantanamoron.
Guantanamoron by Maxhole June 20, 2009
GOPbrain
GOPbrain (gee oh pee brain) NOUN. A Republican who is a pinhead, cretin or moron. From "GOP", (Gay Old Party) and "peabrain."