strombie

A person who has had the life fucked out of them by Senator Strom Thurmond.

Poor Tunchie! She changed since young Master Strom caught her in the linen closet. I think he done turn her into a strombie.

by Maxhole July 15, 2011

schizofriendly

schizofriendly (skit so frend lee) ADJECTIVE. The ability to cause insanity in others. Or the ability to communicate with the insane. From “schizophrenic” and “friendly.”

Her- Why were you talkin' with that fat, creepy homeless guy who's always talkin' to himself?

Him- Who? Oh, that's Bill. Yeah, he's schizophrenic. Sees dead people lying everywhere, trying to wave at him and talk to him.

Her- That's awful, how do you know him?

Him- I just met him on the streets here.

Her- So WHY do you talk to him? How do you even understand what he's saying?

Him- I've always been able to communicate with anybody. I'm schizofriendly.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Congresstard

Congresstard (kon gres tard) NOUN. An especially idiotic member of the U.S. Congress.

Who's the biggest congresstard, Michelle Bachmann or John Shimkus?

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

fucknificent

fucknificent (fuk nif iss ent) ADJECTIVE. An extraordinarily gifted and beautiful sex partner (male or female).

Oh my Gawd... Vicki... that was the best orgasm of my entire life... You are fucknificent!

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

infauxpinion

Ignorant opinion disguised as fact. From "info," combined with "faux" and "opinion."

Ronald Reagan and John Wayne were war heroes? When I want your infauxpinion, I'll hand you a shovel. Until then, keep it to yourself.

by Maxhole July 14, 2011

friendefiner

Friendefiner (fren deh fine er) NOUN. A person who keeps trying to make their friends names into words on Urban Dictionary.

How pussywhipped do you have to be to try to place your girlfriend's name in Urban Dictionary? "(Blank) is the most beautiful, wonderful, classy, smart and sexy woman in the world and the only woman for me," now THAT'S pussywhippped. What a friendefiner.

by Maxhole June 21, 2009

Beeotchistan

Beeotchistan (bee otch iss tan) NOUN. The native country of the Beeotchi people, who arrive in our land with the full Moon, or a traffic ticket, and depart whenever they damned well feel like it.

She invited me over to fuck, but when I got there, she gutted me and ripped me to bloody rags like she was some starving refugee from Beeotchistan.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009