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Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.
Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?
Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.
Molly- How would you know?
Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!
Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?
Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.
(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).
Molly- You are going to need this number.
Conrad- Who's this?
Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.
Molly- How would you know?
Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!
Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?
Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.
(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).
Molly- You are going to need this number.
Conrad- Who's this?
Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
Get the Witless Protection Program mug.unintellectual (un in tel ek shu el) NOUN.
1. The opposite of intellectual.
2. A person who favors rash, smash-and-bash action, but has no escape plan.
3. A person suffering from frontal lobe damage or fetal alcohol effect.
4. An idiotic person who misleads smarter people.
1. The opposite of intellectual.
2. A person who favors rash, smash-and-bash action, but has no escape plan.
3. A person suffering from frontal lobe damage or fetal alcohol effect.
4. An idiotic person who misleads smarter people.
For the last eight years, unintellectuals ran this country into the ground.
They trashed the military, science, schools and the economy while sneering at proven experts as elitists.
I don't know about you, but I'm ready to give brains a chance.
They trashed the military, science, schools and the economy while sneering at proven experts as elitists.
I don't know about you, but I'm ready to give brains a chance.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
Get the unintellectual mug.Turd Reich (terd raik) NOUN.
1. A play on the words, "Third Reich."
2. The long, brutal, fraudulent reign of U.S. President George Walker Bush.
3. The tenure of George Bush's “brain,” Karl Rove, (nickname, “turd blossom”), as Bush's chief adviser.
4. G.W. Bush is the third (get it, third/turd?) U.S. leader named “George.” (George Washington and G.H.W. Bush were the first two. See also, “Third Reich.”
1. A play on the words, "Third Reich."
2. The long, brutal, fraudulent reign of U.S. President George Walker Bush.
3. The tenure of George Bush's “brain,” Karl Rove, (nickname, “turd blossom”), as Bush's chief adviser.
4. G.W. Bush is the third (get it, third/turd?) U.S. leader named “George.” (George Washington and G.H.W. Bush were the first two. See also, “Third Reich.”
Details of the Turd Reich's horrific torture practices came today in the so-called "Holy Grail" report from the CIA.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
Get the Turd Reich mug.hicktatorship (hik tay ter ship) NOUN.
1. A dictatorship run by country bumpkins and rural dolts.
2. The George W. Bush Presidency.
3. Miserable failure.
1. A dictatorship run by country bumpkins and rural dolts.
2. The George W. Bush Presidency.
3. Miserable failure.
When that gang of arrogant yahoos took over the White House and trashed the Constitution, they turned the U.S. into a hicktatorship.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
Get the hicktatorship mug.dubm (dub um) ADJECTIVE.
1. A deliberate misspelling of the word “dumb,” meaning worse than stupid; intentional idiocy.
2. Any deliberate, spectacularly miserable failure masked as “mission accomplished.” From the presidential nickname, “Dubya” and “dumb.”
1. A deliberate misspelling of the word “dumb,” meaning worse than stupid; intentional idiocy.
2. Any deliberate, spectacularly miserable failure masked as “mission accomplished.” From the presidential nickname, “Dubya” and “dumb.”
Larnie- I am not dumb, you are the one who is dumb, 'D-U-B-M' spells dumb.
Nick- Uh, Larnie, "D-U-B-M" spells "dubbum."
Larnie- (thinking) ...I hate you.
Nick- Sorry, gotta go, I hear your wife calling! Be sure to write when you learn how! Hey, guess what everybody, Larnie says I'm dubm!
Everybody- Huh?
Nick- Uh, Larnie, "D-U-B-M" spells "dubbum."
Larnie- (thinking) ...I hate you.
Nick- Sorry, gotta go, I hear your wife calling! Be sure to write when you learn how! Hey, guess what everybody, Larnie says I'm dubm!
Everybody- Huh?
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