Chisla

To be one that has done something of extreme stupidity

You spilt my baileys you fucking CHISLA

by Max February 09, 2004

tardmuffin

a retarted queer asshole with a big ego

"Oh my God its nick guellman... what a tardmuffin"

by mAx August 01, 2004

PMS

pioneer middle school, a hell hole of a place, but u gotta learn...haha...lol...bs

at PMS we got 6 periods a day

by max December 04, 2004

kumstar

A guy who escheats on his wife with some slut and consequently gets per stirpes on his testators

At the hotel I paid 10 bucks to see one of those movies about some kumstar

by Max September 11, 2004

Mayhem

Black metal legends. Quite possibly the coolest fucking band in existence. Has a very violent history.

"Mayhem=true Norwegian black metal!!"

by Max April 02, 2003

qualp

A clamping or smacking noise made by a particularly moist vagina, usually when the penis or other device is withdrawn fully. queef

Loquita loves the qualp of withdrawal after her lover makes his deposit.

by Max October 23, 2003

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003