kumstar

A guy who escheats on his wife with some slut and consequently gets per stirpes on his testators

At the hotel I paid 10 bucks to see one of those movies about some kumstar

by Max September 11, 2004

kustard

Kustard, a portmanteau of ketchup and mustard.

Eliza: "I mean, did you ever think--
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."

by natalie portmanteaux August 27, 2023

kustard

A mix of mustard and ketchup accidentally/purposefully mixed on food

guy 1-awww, now theres kustard on my wiener.
guy 2-then why did u get mustard and ketchup u idiot if u knew they were gonna mix!

by David the gangster August 25, 2008

Kustard

Mixture of ketchup and mustard.

"So, it's a nice orange color. Ketchup and mustard make kustard."

"I put kustard on my mini-hot dogs most of the time."

"Kustard tastes great on corndogs."

by Katie Marie Bell October 5, 2011

Kumster

A dumpster filled with Semen

Yeah shes a Kumster

by Koom skull April 2, 2021

Kentucky Kustard

A disturbed little girl boy thing

"Did you see Kentucky Kustard put all that stuff up his ass? he is such a faggot"

by speakercd September 10, 2007

Kumitard

Someone who ignores any logical argument made against them and who will continue to die on the hill that they are on regardless if it's been disproven

"Oh look that guy is a Kumitard"

by Some Sonic Fan February 13, 2021