MatT's definitions

vidmaster

a person that plays video games 24/7

you are such a vidmaster

by Matt September 1, 2003

knuckle nuts

getting hit in the balls

Trever asked Bob to hit him in the balls for pleasure.

by Matt August 28, 2003

Bobin on my Nob

This dude named Bob who bobs on dudes nobs.

"I love bobin on nobs" said the weasle Bob.

by Matt August 28, 2003

bum chigger

1. a form of small insect that burrows within one's rectal area.
2. an insult deriving from the small rectal-burrowing insect.

"shut the fuck up, bum chigger"

by matt August 27, 2003

Cock

The male reproductive organs used in fucking.

Can I suck your cock?
Sure, Peter. We're both fuckin homos.
Hey, I'm no fuckin homo. I just have a fuckin pussy!

by matt August 27, 2003

testicles

A place gay guys like to suck on because they can feel the softness of the scrotum.

Why are you looking at my testicles in the shower during gym?
I've got an idea, let's have gay sex in the gym!
All right!

by matt August 27, 2003

Wobbly H

A threesome consisting of a man doing a women from behind, while she bends over and sucks another mans cock. All three people are standing. They form a capital 'H'. With each thrust from the man, the H tends to wobble.

Mike and I got that college freshman up in our dorm room and did a wobbly h with her.

by Matt August 26, 2003