Definitions by Marty

ether 

Highly flammable and explosive liquid which, when vapors are inhaled, causes strong anesthetic effects.

That starting fluid has ether in it. No wonder I have a bitching headache!

ether by Marty October 22, 2003

chloroform 

A heavy liquid (CHCl3) which, when vapors are inhaled, causes strong anesthetic effects. Thought to be carcinogenic, toxic to the heart and liver. Abuse can cause sudden death.

Chloroform is nothing to fuck around with.

chloroform by Marty October 22, 2003

fentanyl 

A rapid acting synthetic opioid narcotic used primarily in surgery. Narrow therapeutic index.

They put Pete under with fentanyl before they took his appendix out.

fentanyl by Marty October 22, 2003

pentothal 

The original thiobarbiturate, used primarily for intravenous induction of general anesthesia before surgery. Also known as "truth serum".

They gave Bob some Pentothal before his operation and he was out cold in 10 seconds!

pentothal by Marty October 22, 2003

ethyl chloride

A heavy liquid with a pungent odor which, when vapors are inhaled, causes very rapid onset of general anesthesia. Side effects similar to chloroform: toxic to heart and liver.

That dumbass Byron accidently inhaled too much ethyl chloride vapor and passed out in the chemistry lab.

ethyl chloride by Marty October 22, 2003

Jack Off 

stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.

Jack Off by Marty October 19, 2003

Jerk off 

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush

Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!

Jerk off by Marty October 19, 2003