Where a person who has ran out of ideas to save trees or a nature preserve and has to go to extmere mesasures. Naturistic Masterbation is where a strong point is being made and to stop the man and to give in to his demands. Even if it means getting into nature.
by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009
Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it?
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..
by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009
Where a man of a "Pimp" Nature who has sex with his "Hoes" that generally has a obession with Punting,
That instead his Hoes are very obese women.
That instead his Hoes are very obese women.
by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009
Where a man is sexually deprived and leads his fun to nature.
Basically. A Man thrusting his penis in/between trees to get sexual pleasure.
Basically. A Man thrusting his penis in/between trees to get sexual pleasure.
Dave: Hey Jim. Have you ever put your penis between a split tree and thrusted between it?
Jim: Oh you mean Wood Thrusting? Me and my son do that every sunday.
Jim: Oh you mean Wood Thrusting? Me and my son do that every sunday.
by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009
Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions?
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..
by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009
Poontan has two definitions
(1) A Cartoon Characters in an Anime series.
(2) Poontan which is a slang description of sex.
(1) A Cartoon Characters in an Anime series.
(2) Poontan which is a slang description of sex.
by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009
Where a person places the middle finger inside the anus and ferociously thrusts and wiggles the finger for pleasure.
Chris needed some adventure for some new foreplay so he decided to get practical.. On Himself. He discovered a new technique to anal pleasure. Thus Anus Rumper was born.
by Mark Jackson. January 15, 2009