Definitions by Mark Jackson.

Spaffed 

Spaffed, when a male ejaculates onto a peice of clothing and left until it is dry white for show on people to see the maturity level of this person.

Boy 1:"Hey everybody! Matt Spaffed on my trousers! Check it! Check it!"
Boy 2:"What a dick.."

Spaffed by mark jackson. January 6, 2010

Angerbating

Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angry mood.

Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it?
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..

Angerbating by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009

Candybar! 

A phrase Mark used during a short term of school!
Was so famous that it was recorded once.

Say it! Say it!
I'm not your Puppet.
Please?
Candybar!

Candybar! by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009

Naturistic Masterbating 

Where a person who has ran out of ideas to save trees or a nature preserve and has to go to extmere mesasures. Naturistic Masterbation is where a strong point is being made and to stop the man and to give in to his demands. Even if it means getting into nature.

Oh my god! Will that guy stop Naturistic Masterbating. Just let the man be with his trees!

Naturistic Masterbating by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

Wood thrusting

Where a man is sexually deprived and leads his fun to nature.
Basically. A Man thrusting his penis in/between trees to get sexual pleasure.

Dave: Hey Jim. Have you ever put your penis between a split tree and thrusted between it?
Jim: Oh you mean Wood Thrusting? Me and my son do that every sunday.

Wood thrusting by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

Swanking 

Were a man is masterbating in a ferocious pattern of rageously jagging his penis about.

Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions?
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..

Swanking by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

Plumpting 

Where a man of a "Pimp" Nature who has sex with his "Hoes" that generally has a obession with Punting,
That instead his Hoes are very obese women.

That guys a Plumpting master! Oh my gosh!
I should get rid of my Hoes for them ones!

Plumpting by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009