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swanking 

underwater wanking, dating back to medievil times, fisherman were known to relieve themselves while catching the days food supplies
"Hey arthur, I was swanking with Addison earlier & I spunked on a trouts face"
swanking by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009
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swanking 

V. a reference to hilary swank, to hit another person with a milky towel or a tube sock full of ranch dressing
im goin to target to pick up some socks and ranch dressing, ive got some swanking to do
swanking by A.J. Ninami September 29, 2009

Swanking 

Were a man is masterbating in a ferocious pattern of rageously jagging his penis about.
Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions?
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..
Swanking by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

swanking 

A mix of wanking off and spanking your mokney or act of masturbating.
Bily was sqanking in the bathroom
swanking by SpankytheMeat May 13, 2005

Swanking 

Fuck I found jack's mum in tinder time for swanking and a pot noodle and a wank
Swanking by Swa ke September 22, 2023

Titty Swanking 

It's when a woman climaxs from nipple masturbation
Jessica: I was titty swanking last night

Abby: oh, what did it feel like

Jessica: it Felt really good you should try it

Abby: I will
Titty Swanking by crazychisel January 1, 2011

Passive Swanking 

The act of showing off whilst pretending it’s a hard life

Swanking is blatantly bragging about what you have done / have bought / have said

Passive swanking is bragging but in a humble brag sort of way. You aren’t fooling anyone
Donna: I don’t know how I’m going to cope with the heat in Miami and the amount of people, why did I book a 5* all inclusive vacation at the busiest, most expensive time of year in an exclusive hotel?

Friends: yes Donna, poor you. Hope you have a fabulous vacay!

Friends: *thinking* what a show off! Some of us can’t have a vacation Donna loves passive swanking
Passive Swanking by Sir Swank July 25, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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