Marcus's definitions

skankie

A skank, but smaller. Generally, skankies are under (or appear to be under) the age of 16. They are well known for short skirts, Ugg boots, and obscene amounts of liberally applied facial makeup.

"Dude, I went to the Commons last night...skankies everywhere!"

"Yeah, Martin's sister is such a skankie. I swear I saw her ass popping out of that skirt. It was gross."

by Marcus July 14, 2008

doplic

An expression only found in Lancaster County, PA, meaning something along the lines of "stupid, foolish, ridiculous..." Thus, if you're not from here and hear someone say it, you know where they're from.

Quit acting so doplic!
That looks doplic.

by Marcus March 29, 2004

Schuby

Schuby - N. - Only seen rarely outdoors, this creature survives on caffeine and the light of his monitor alone. A full report can be found at Schuby.org

That Schuby character is wack!

by Marcus November 23, 2003

lefty

A penis that hooks towards the left due to a lot of masturbation with the left hand

Damn, you have a massive lefty.

by Marcus January 5, 2005

meadow muffin

(n.) feces deposited onto the ground by bovine animals. Also known as "cow flop". In a dried state, meadow muffins become "cow chips" which can be used as fuel or in throwing contests.

"I was hunting quail but slipped on a meadow muffin, causing my shotgun to discharge."

by Marcus April 14, 2006

toast

What another driver on the road is after you've passed them rapidly.
also: toast-ed

"I toasted that dude on the straitaway!"
"I made toast outta that slow ass, yo!"

by Marcus September 8, 2003

filip

fat bastard

"oh my got look at filip, hes such a fat bastard"!

by marcus November 2, 2003