Marcus's definitions

Happycat

The happiest fucking cat on earth. Source of happiness is the Something Awful forums.

Patriotic happycat is the best happy cat photoshop IMHO.

by Marcus September 3, 2005

snag lightening

An adjective to describe someone so extemely ugly that they appeared to have been struck by lightening.

Bob's girlfriend is snag lightening ugly!

When my wife wakes up in the morning, it looks like she snagged lightening.

by Marcus January 2, 2006

onoz

Same as on0z. See on0z

Bob: onoz!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!111
Rofl

by Marcus July 9, 2004

kt

kangtao, meaning tips or inside information, usually for betting/gambling purpose

John, today soccer match got any kt?

by Marcus October 19, 2004

Jousting

Homosexual act between two males.

Those two need to get a room and stop jousting with each other.

by Marcus October 22, 2003

pussywhipped

To be deprived of your daily dosage (self-conscious recommended)of pussy.

I didn't get my pussy today, whahhhhh whahhhhhhh whahhhhhhh.

by Marcus December 23, 2003

on the lam

1)laying low

2)running from the feds

She broke the law, now she's on the lam.

by Marcus November 23, 2004