Ficala (noun): often used in a term of great anger when one gets so upset at the internet and he or she will say, "Great, I'm on fake online". Once they say it so fast with so much anger inside of them they get tounge twisted and end up saying "Ficala".
People with a really crappy ISP experience ficala.
People with a really crappy ISP experience ficala.
by Marcus July 17, 2004
Get the ficalamug. I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.
by Marcus May 13, 2005
Get the jalapeno assholemug. by marcus February 18, 2003
Get the koochieliciousmug. An omnipotent godlike figure that cannot be surpassed no matter how hard one tries. It's just impossible. If you ever come across a Breekan, one should just give up trying to defeat/outsmart/outdo it in anything.
by Marcus March 28, 2004
Get the Breekanmug. 
An adjective to describe someone so extemely ugly that they appeared to have been struck by lightening.
Bob's girlfriend is snag lightening ugly!
When my wife wakes up in the morning, it looks like she snagged lightening.
When my wife wakes up in the morning, it looks like she snagged lightening.
by Marcus January 02, 2006
Get the snag lighteningmug.