Marcus's definitions

LL

short for lan lan in Hokkien, as in you can do nothing about the situation

john didn't get to ask the girl to a hotel, so he LL has to masturbate himself for the night.

by Marcus October 19, 2004

faygoat

Another term for the word faggot

Guy 1- He man, I heard you had sex with your 1st cousin, Shelby last week.

Guy 2- Goddamnit you faygoat, how many times do I have to tell you: I didnt know at the time!

by Marcus May 25, 2004

wtj

What the jew?

Rabbi: I like hitler
Me: WTJ??????????????????????////////

by Marcus April 22, 2004

skankie

A skank, but smaller. Generally, skankies are under (or appear to be under) the age of 16. They are well known for short skirts, Ugg boots, and obscene amounts of liberally applied facial makeup.

"Dude, I went to the Commons last night...skankies everywhere!"

"Yeah, Martin's sister is such a skankie. I swear I saw her ass popping out of that skirt. It was gross."

by Marcus July 14, 2008

lefty

A penis that hooks towards the left due to a lot of masturbation with the left hand

Damn, you have a massive lefty.

by Marcus January 5, 2005

doplic

An expression only found in Lancaster County, PA, meaning something along the lines of "stupid, foolish, ridiculous..." Thus, if you're not from here and hear someone say it, you know where they're from.

Quit acting so doplic!
That looks doplic.

by Marcus March 29, 2004

kum lan

not smart, act of stupidity

you very kum lan leh, so easy also dunno.

by Marcus October 19, 2004