Marcus's definitions

LL

short for lan lan in Hokkien, as in you can do nothing about the situation

john didn't get to ask the girl to a hotel, so he LL has to masturbate himself for the night.

by Marcus October 19, 2004

cmi

short for cannot make it, a favourite phrase used in Singapore to describe someone's inferior attributes , usually appearance.

the girl you intro to me cmi leh!

by Marcus October 20, 2004

central coast

Lack of jobs.
Lack of intelligent people.
Period.

You live in the central coast? I'm so sorry.

by Marcus June 18, 2006

faygoat

Another term for the word faggot

Guy 1- He man, I heard you had sex with your 1st cousin, Shelby last week.

Guy 2- Goddamnit you faygoat, how many times do I have to tell you: I didnt know at the time!

by Marcus May 25, 2004

gigglement

another word for laughter

i died of gigglement. (i died of laughter)

by marcus August 22, 2004

toast

What another driver on the road is after you've passed them rapidly.
also: toast-ed

"I toasted that dude on the straitaway!"
"I made toast outta that slow ass, yo!"

by Marcus September 8, 2003

TP

Telepathy - popularised by such sites as www.psipog.net and other bullshit. A load of crap.

Fool: OMG I HAV DA TP!1111111111111!
Me: yes. yes you do.

by Marcus May 25, 2004