Marcus's definitions

skankie

A skank, but smaller. Generally, skankies are under (or appear to be under) the age of 16. They are well known for short skirts, Ugg boots, and obscene amounts of liberally applied facial makeup.

"Dude, I went to the Commons last night...skankies everywhere!"

"Yeah, Martin's sister is such a skankie. I swear I saw her ass popping out of that skirt. It was gross."

by Marcus July 14, 2008

doplic

An expression only found in Lancaster County, PA, meaning something along the lines of "stupid, foolish, ridiculous..." Thus, if you're not from here and hear someone say it, you know where they're from.

Quit acting so doplic!
That looks doplic.

by Marcus March 29, 2004

broken bow

a town of about 3700 that is located 10 miles south of Nebraska's geographic center. Home to one of the biggest cattle feedlots in the world, that houses over 120,000 cows, hence a strong stench there.

Hi, i'm from broken bow nebraska

by Marcus January 31, 2005

side hatch

The hatch in the wall where naked men come out.

Alex Emling enjoys the side hatch.

by Marcus April 14, 2005

cornhuskers

nebraska's collegiate football team residing in Lincoln. Changed their name from the bugeaters. This team was very dominant in the 90s, winning 3 national championships in 4 years, and playing in the title game 2 more times and losing under coach Tom Osbourne. A very storied college football team that is currently in a slump.

I like the old Herby Husker better.

by marcus February 1, 2005

jalapeno asshole

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

by Marcus May 13, 2005

koochielicious

Best pussy eatin in a lifetime.

Yummm. That was good eatin.
That was koochielicious.

by marcus February 18, 2003