79 definitions by Marcus

Those two need to get a room and stop jousting with each other.
by Marcus October 23, 2003
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mutha fucka back to fuck off befo i pop a cap in yo bitch ass
by Marcus March 10, 2004
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Mom, I think Grandma queefed. Does that mean it's time to pull the plug?
by Marcus March 27, 2005
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a town of about 3700 that is located 10 miles south of Nebraska's geographic center. Home to one of the biggest cattle feedlots in the world, that houses over 120,000 cows, hence a strong stench there.
Hi, i'm from broken bow nebraska
by Marcus January 31, 2005
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An omnipotent godlike figure that cannot be surpassed no matter how hard one tries. It's just impossible. If you ever come across a Breekan, one should just give up trying to defeat/outsmart/outdo it in anything.
"I got my ass pounded by a Breekan last night when I challenged him to a game of pool"
by Marcus March 29, 2004
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1. To botch something up
2. To have horribly bad luck
3. The special power of Ken
Just when everything was going well, Ken got a rock and McGee was raped by a goat
by Marcus November 20, 2003
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A penis that hooks towards the left due to a lot of masturbation with the left hand
Damn, you have a massive lefty.
by Marcus January 6, 2005
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