Marcus's definitions

peadophilia

Hilarious mispelling of paedophilia or pedophilia, depending what language you are speaking.

George: I hate peadophiles!
Bob: Do you mean paedophiles?
George: Noo... I mean, people who want to fuck peas... leave me alone.

by Marcus July 29, 2004

gigglement

another word for laughter

i died of gigglement. (i died of laughter)

by marcus August 22, 2004

gowned

A mix of Goku and Owned.

KAMEHAMEHA!!11 ROFL jw0 g0t g0wned!111111111

by Marcus August 27, 2004

jalapeno asshole

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

by Marcus May 13, 2005

queef

pussy fart expelled by loose pussy lips

Mom, I think Grandma queefed. Does that mean it's time to pull the plug?

by marcus March 26, 2005

Darth Steinbrenner

A slang term for Yankees Owner George Steinbrenner. The name comes from the fact that non-Yankees generally fans hate him. The name also refers to the fact that he runs his team like an army of evil moneyball minions, which includes Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, Gary Sheffield and many others. He receives his evil rep from his payroll being a hundred million dollars over the salary cap and only going up, with him paying outrageous salaries to make an all star team only being able to because he is willing to spend his own money paying salary cap fines.

Man, Darth Steinbrenner's evil minions got knocked out of the playoffs by a wild card for the fourth year! I guess the Red Sox are the yankees' daddy...

Did Darth Steinbrenner really manage to sign Randy Johnson? What is the world coming to?

by marcus May 13, 2005

BAGINA

a woman of african decent's vagina

that is one nasty hairy bagina

by marcus March 29, 2005