dot cotton

Manx rhyming slang for rotton. A female with an unattractive, repulsive appearance.

That bird you pulled last night was dot cotton!

by Manx bloke September 02, 2006

arse

Spoken in a posh english accent, it can be used to describe a person as being an idiot.

Lord Rumsford: "I say Jeeves, I asked for a bottle of Château Margaux 1978, not 1977 you complete arse!"
Jeeves: "Very good sir"

by Manx bloke October 27, 2006

High Green

The most northern suburb of Sheffield and home to the Arctic Monkeys and me.
Most notable landmarks are the fosters flats.

"It's High Green mate, via Hillsborough please"
"Angram Bank junior & infants school were quality!"

by Manx Bloke June 27, 2007

B'Day

Beyonce's amusingly titled second album.

"I've just cleaned my arse out using the B'Day, the gatefold sleeve came in particularly handy"

by Manx bloke November 06, 2006

wtrf

Generally stands for 'What the royal fuck'.

A more grandiose version of "wtf" (What the fuck).

Used when "wtf" just isn't enough to express one's surprise/shock/anger etc.

Commonly suffixed with numerous exclamation marks/question marks.

Capitalisation is often used to express further surprise/shock/anger etc, but is not essential.

A. "Dude, I've just had my wang tattooed, check it out."
B. "wtrf!!!???"

A. "Dude, you should have seen the chick I nailed last night, horny as fuck"
B. "Cool, do I know her?"
A. "Yeah dude, it was your little sister."
B. "WTRF!!!!!???"

by Manx Bloke February 06, 2013

So Like

A term used to emphasise or say something, followed by a short pause or spoken comma. Often used in conjuction with the term "Whatever"
(Each part of the sentence must be spoken as a question).

Originated from those fuckwit teenagers in america.

"So Corey and I went to the movies, and he was so like all over me, and I was so like get off me, and he was so like stop being so frigid, and i was so like whatever, and so I so like got up and left"

by Manx bloke November 06, 2006

Fellatio Nelson

Performing an act of fellatio. (A pun on Heratio Nelson and Nelson's Column).

We were sat there watching tv, and the next thing I knew she was giving me the old Fellatio Nelson!

by Manx bloke September 03, 2006