Manx bloke's definitions

B'Day

Beyonce's amusingly titled second album.

"I've just cleaned my arse out using the B'Day, the gatefold sleeve came in particularly handy"

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

Gold Digger

A woman who dates or marries a man just to get her grubby little hands on his money.

Gold Digger: "Hello Mr McCartney, my name's Heather Mills."

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

Jesus

Probably was a really top bloke who lived 2000 years ago. On the level, talked sense, encouraged everyone just to get along with each other.
Murdered by the authorities who saw him as a threat.
Now worshipped as the son of God.
Closest modern day comparisons would be John Lennon or Martin Luther King (both also murdered).

"Jesus was a black man
No Jesus was Batman"

Shaun Ryder - 1995

by Manx Bloke July 13, 2007

High Green

The most northern suburb of Sheffield and home to the Arctic Monkeys and me.
Most notable landmarks are the fosters flats.

"It's High Green mate, via Hillsborough please"
"Angram Bank junior & infants school were quality!"

by Manx Bloke July 30, 2007

Wanked Out

Exhaustion brought on by excessive masturbation.

"I was at it for a solid 30 minutes, now I'm all Wanked Out!"

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

Stinkin'

An unattractive person.

Sorry to say this mate, but your girlfriend is stinkin'

by Manx bloke September 6, 2006

wtrf

Generally stands for 'What the royal fuck'.

A more grandiose version of "wtf" (What the fuck).

Used when "wtf" just isn't enough to express one's surprise/shock/anger etc.

Commonly suffixed with numerous exclamation marks/question marks.

Capitalisation is often used to express further surprise/shock/anger etc, but is not essential.

A. "Dude, I've just had my wang tattooed, check it out."
B. "wtrf!!!???"

A. "Dude, you should have seen the chick I nailed last night, horny as fuck"
B. "Cool, do I know her?"
A. "Yeah dude, it was your little sister."
B. "WTRF!!!!!???"

by Manx Bloke February 7, 2013