Mancave Movie Madness's definitions

Pickleicious

A savory flavor of male milkshake that brings all the girls to the yard (and sometimes even guys and small nervous furry animals as well). Once a woman has enjoyed the delicious taste of pickleicious, her thirst can never again be fullfilled. Origins of this special pickle sauce are unknown, however most theories agree the flavor was originally invented by an entrepreneur looking to create a lusting woman's equivalent to cat-nip.

After a hard day at work, nothing can make a woman's toes curl more than Pickleicious.

by Mancave Movie Madness March 6, 2025

Split-roasted Goat

Considered a delicacy by many goat fuckers in the deep south. The act of two rednecks taking turns pole ramming their prized goat up the ass, while the other stuffs his dick down the goat's throat. Although some southern governments have have made this act illegal, these barnyard animal practices are still fairly common.

After a rough night of drinking, Billy Bob and his cousin Daryl became horny and decided to have some split-roasted goat.

by Mancave Movie Madness March 16, 2021

Deuce Dialing

Someone who talks on their cell phone while dropping a stink pickle in the can. This could be a male or female.

I could hear her Deuce Dialing someone when I went in the bathroom at work. Can you hear me now?...plop.

by Mancave Movie Madness February 12, 2020

fellation coffee table

Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.

My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

brand awareness

When a girl refuses to kiss you after you eat her pussy, regardless of what other nasty places your mouth has been that night. She might kiss you after you ate fish, smoked, or threw up, but never after you have dined on the Big Montana. This flavor choice raises serious questions about her personal hygiene.

After I go down on her, my girlfriend has brand awareness.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Hogwarts

A sexually transmitted disease causing boils on your penis that you get from buttfucking a fat hooker while watching Harry Potter.

I can't believe that hooker gave me Hogwarts!

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Moaning Myrtle

Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.

Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017