MalumLibrum958's definitions

You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

Theydies and gentlethem

A gender-neutral way of saying "ladies and gentlemen" that is actually fairly insulting.

Him: Theydies and gentlethem, may I have your attention please?!
Them: Ugh, seriously?!

by MalumLibrum958 April 14, 2021

Slamming

Awesome.

Arnold: Did you go to that party last night, George?!
George: Yeah! It was slamming!

by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

Afterglow

When you cream your jeans and bask in it instead of cleaning yourself.

Number One: Well, aren't you going to clean your jeans?
Number Two: Hell no man, I'm basking in the afterglow rn.

by MalumLibrum958 April 11, 2021

Graegorae

The name of a whale from a Korean comic series. The series starts out as a slice of life comic about the whale and his friends' daily adventures. Later on, however, it becomes about superheroes fighting terrorists.

Graegorae in episode 1: I ate too much ice cream and pooped myself.
Graegorae in episode 684: My grandfather was murdered right in front of me and my best friend sacrificed himself to blow up the main antagonist.

by MalumLibrum958 September 26, 2021

Isekai'd

Shorthand for being teleported into a fantasy world, often via a collision with a motor vehicle.

Ryan: Poor Devin got isekai'd last week. He had to kill a dark lord and everything!
Bryan: He should really learn to look both ways before crossing the street.

by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2022

Guys, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals

An all-inclusive way to address a crowd.

Motivational Speaker: Hello guys, gals, and nonbinary pals!
Crowd: Wow. How inclusive.

by MalumLibrum958 November 12, 2022