No Chance

An affirmation that something is never going to happen.

Dad: Okay, I'll see you later! (Drops wallet)
Hammy: Dropped, it was. Protect, I must.
(Olivia appears)
Hammy: Not you!
Olivia: That's my Amex!
Hammy: No chance!

by MalumLibrum958 March 25, 2021

Forever Jail

A penal institution that people are sent to so that they can rot forever.

Bro, they're gonna send my ass to Forever Jail for this.

by MalumLibrum958 June 24, 2024

Sus

An example of jargon from Among Us. Used to suggest that a player is acting SUS-picious and may be the Imposter.

Red: I'm serious, guys! I saw Blue kill Yellow and then vent!
Blue: I dunno, Red, you seem kinda sus to me.
(Red was not the Imposter. Two Imposters remain.)

by MalumLibrum958 September 25, 2020

Crossed the Line

To behave in a way that is morally unacceptable.

Alice: Did you hear what Charlie did yesterday?!
Bob: Damn! He really crossed the line this time.

by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023

Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 02, 2022

Rolling

To be under so much pressure that it's difficult to tell which way is up.

Dear God, I am ROLLING right now!

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2024

Perfect

Having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics. Alternately, as good as it is possible to be.
Also a song by Ed Sheeran which is good the first two times you listen to it, but gets really annoying after that.

Darling, you look perfect tonight!

by MalumLibrum958 September 22, 2020