Definitions by MalumLibrum958

Theydies and gentlethem 

A gender-neutral way of saying "ladies and gentlemen" that is actually fairly insulting.

Him: Theydies and gentlethem, may I have your attention please?!
Them: Ugh, seriously?!

Theydies and gentlethem by MalumLibrum958 April 14, 2021

Afterglow 

When you cream your jeans and bask in it instead of cleaning yourself.

Number One: Well, aren't you going to clean your jeans?
Number Two: Hell no man, I'm basking in the afterglow rn.

Afterglow by MalumLibrum958 April 11, 2021

No Chance 

An affirmation that something is never going to happen.

Dad: Okay, I'll see you later! (Drops wallet)
Hammy: Dropped, it was. Protect, I must.
(Olivia appears)
Hammy: Not you!
Olivia: That's my Amex!
Hammy: No chance!

No Chance by MalumLibrum958 March 25, 2021

Lock Him Up 

A demand habitually chanted by the angry masses calling for the authorities to arrest somebody, usually without suitable evidence of the somebody's guilt.

Bobbert: Butch Hartman is stealing art!
Cyan: LOCK HIM UP!
Trump: LOCK HIM UP!
Ellie: LOCK HIM UP!

Lock Him Up by MalumLibrum958 February 25, 2021

Hot 

Your mom.

Your mom's hot.

Hot by MalumLibrum958 January 25, 2021

Sniper 

A coward. Real men will come at you with a big sword and cut your head off. This guy will hide in the highest tower he can find and blow your brains out with a rifle from a kilometer away. What a noob. What a dick.

That dumbass sniper keeps blowing my fucking head off!
I've had enough of these goddamn snipers!
Who would win: a demolition expert with a claymore, or a sniper?
My right hand man is a spy. He should be able to get rid of that sniper easily enough.
So there I was, looking down my scope at another sniper...

Sniper by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020

Jarate 

A mason jar filled with urine that is intended to be thrown at people as a weapon, especially spies. Oftentimes, snipers will be caught using this weapon. Especially popular in the second Team Fortress.

I used my jarate on that spy, and now his suit is ruined! Ha ha ha!

Jarate by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020