Tinfoil Hat

A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.

The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

Link

The Legend of Zelda series (which is poorly named, considering that it's Link that does most of the legendary stuff) features Link as its main character. He is world renown for dressing like a flamboyant elf, swinging his big thing around (his sword, I mean), and never saying anything, even when he's being stoned to death by Octoroks.

Ganon: Time to die, Link.
Link: ...
Ganon: Ugh, the silent treatment again!

by MalumLibrum958 February 05, 2020

Now you've done it

Shorthand for saying that someone has messed around and is about to find out.

You said WHAT to my sister?! Oh, yeah. Now you've done it.

by MalumLibrum958 September 17, 2023

Get your shit together

Organize yourself in a meaningful way so as to actually accomplish things with your life.

Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.

by MalumLibrum958 May 11, 2022

Afterglow

When you cream your jeans and bask in it instead of cleaning yourself.

Number One: Well, aren't you going to clean your jeans?
Number Two: Hell no man, I'm basking in the afterglow rn.

by MalumLibrum958 April 11, 2021

Mussy

A trans man's pussy.

I went down hard on Jake's mussy last night.

by MalumLibrum958 March 18, 2022

Burn you to the ground

To completely destroy someone's reputation.

Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie's right hand man published incriminating information about him.
Bob: Well, I would never burn you to the ground.

by MalumLibrum958 September 19, 2023