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by MalumLibrum958 October 01, 2020
When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.
by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023
Rat: (Dangling from counter) Help help help! Mother please!
Mother: (Saves rat) Geez, calm down.
Rat: I almost got unalived.
Mother: (Saves rat) Geez, calm down.
Rat: I almost got unalived.
by MalumLibrum958 July 03, 2022
Alice: It's so impossible to be a Christian these days because everyone wants to persecute you.
Bob: Sounds like martyrbation to me.
Bob: Sounds like martyrbation to me.
by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024
Person 1: What's top surgery?
Person 2: Never mind that. What's bottom surgery?
Person 3: What's nonbinary?
Person 4: What a bunch of eggs.
Person 5: They're a guy, a gal, and a nonbinary pal, yes.
Person 2: Never mind that. What's bottom surgery?
Person 3: What's nonbinary?
Person 4: What a bunch of eggs.
Person 5: They're a guy, a gal, and a nonbinary pal, yes.
by MalumLibrum958 November 13, 2022
A person within the United States who, for one reason or another, is against wearing a mask to help prevent the spread of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Generally perceived to be less intelligent than those who do wear masks. They perceive themselves as the smart ones, though, so please don't spoil their fun.
John 1: So how come you're an anti-masker?
John 2: It's perfectly legal for me to be this stupid. Why?
John 1: No reason.
(Scooches away from him on subway bench)
John 2: It's perfectly legal for me to be this stupid. Why?
John 1: No reason.
(Scooches away from him on subway bench)
by MalumLibrum958 October 01, 2020