MalumLibrum958's definitions

Under the Jail

When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.

Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!

by MalumLibrum958 November 5, 2023

Lied through your dick

To tell an outright lie without remorse.

Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.

by MalumLibrum958 April 16, 2023

No hope road

A course of action that will lead to no success whatsoever.

This is a no hope road.

by MalumLibrum958 April 17, 2023

Ride

To copulate with.

In this world, it's ride or be ridden.

by MalumLibrum958 April 17, 2023

Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.

I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023

Fit for a king

To be of exceptionally top notch quality.

The feast was fit for a king.

by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023

Ohio-level crazy

When something is so crazy that it should be in Ohio.

Alice: It turns out that the moon is actually a giant spaceship filled with basketball courts.
Bob: Dang. That's Ohio-level crazy.

by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023