Definitions by MalumLibrum958

Caught in a Genjutsu

A type of seizure caused by sitting too close to the TV. Symptoms include hallucinating that you've wound up in Oklahoma.

You must have been caught in a genjutsu from sitting too close to the TV.

Caught in a Genjutsu by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2023

Ohio-level crazy 

When something is so crazy that it should be in Ohio.

Alice: It turns out that the moon is actually a giant spaceship filled with basketball courts.
Bob: Dang. That's Ohio-level crazy.

Ohio-level crazy by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023

Fit for a king 

To be of exceptionally top notch quality.

The feast was fit for a king.

Fit for a king by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023

Sick as two dogs 

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.

I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.

Sick as two dogs by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023

Ride 

To copulate with.

In this world, it's ride or be ridden.

Ride by MalumLibrum958 April 17, 2023

No hope road 

A course of action that will lead to no success whatsoever.

This is a no hope road.

No hope road by MalumLibrum958 April 17, 2023

Lied through your dick

To tell an outright lie without remorse.

Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.

Lied through your dick by MalumLibrum958 April 16, 2023