Strondom

Strondom- A contraction of STRaw and cONDOM- the little condom like piece of straw wrapper that the restaurant or bar staff leaves on the straw when they bring you a drink.
Excuse me waitress, Could you get me another drink? This one doesn't have a strondom, and I practice safe drinking.
by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010
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CrackDonald's

People who are addicted to McDonalds food usually kids, teenagers, fat fucks and stupidiots who change there last name to something stupid.
After the big game Chad Ochocinco be jonesing for some CrackDonald's.
by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010
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sleezeburger

a contraction of SLimey and cheese burger, a greasey slimey cheeseburger the kind they sell at crackDonald's
Cheap Charlie: When I go to CrackDonalds I order from the value menu, I get sleezeburger, fries and a diet choke for $3.

Cheap Whore: When I order CrackDonalds I thown the pimplefester a humjob or a titty-fucking and I eats for free!
by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010
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greaseburgers

a cheese burger that is so greasy the cheese is wet and slimy and the grease is saturated through the bun and wrapper, usually served by pimplefesters who work at crackdonalds
Hello pimplefester how many crackdonald's greaseburgers do I have to eat to get a complexion like yours?

well you can eat 3 or rub one directly on the skin.
by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010
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crap

1. Feces, human or animal waste

2. Bullshit, lies, being full of shit

3. a contraction of the words Country + Rap = Crap

4. Kid Rock- see all of the above
I went to see Kid Rock in concert, he's crap.
This statement is true for all of the above definitions.
He looks smells and sounds like crap (a six foot pile of feces)

He singing or rapping is nothing but crap (bullshit and lies, he is so full of shit).

They type of music he perfoms is crap. (a fucked up blend of county music and rap)

The reason he is successful is he bullshits the crowd
and says things like "good bless america" "I love all you soliders" "Nascar Whooo" and tries to steal the fans of legit performers like Willie Nelson, Lynyrd Skynyrd,Bob Seger and KISS. also tries to steal the fans of popular non-talents like Bon Jovi,Eminem and Bret Michaels. and steals riffs from people who are now dead-the late great Warren Zevon.
by Magic Mocha September 18, 2010
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grief vampire

Grief vampires are self-proclaimed psychics or mediums who prey upon the loved ones of those who have recently died. They exploit the grieving for their own monetary gain.
Theresa Caputo is a Grief Vampire she will tell you how your loved one is not in any pain and is in a better place after you pay hundreds of dollars for her cold reading and hot reading skills. Which are simple magicians tricks and not any psychic or medium abilities. All psychics are frauds conning you out of money by saying things you want to hear.
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pimplefester

A teenager who's face and or forehead is covered with acne, some times bright red, shiny white or deep black pores. Usually works at the drive thru at Crackdonalds handling your food and change.
Mom to CrackDonald's manager : Next time I go to the drive thru please make sure you double check the order, my son threw a shitfit the other day and your pimplefester was so busy stuffing his face with greaseburgers he forgot the damn toy.

Pimplefester to his manager: Yo toy was bagged and tagged, Bro she be pmsing
by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010
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