art

The creation of beauty from nothing.

I'm lucky enough to get paid for my art.

by Madmann October 10, 2005

Paintball

A testicular disease which affects only artists and housepainters.

Won't you please give all you can to stop paintball in our lifetime? Phones are now open!

by Madmann October 10, 2005

good girl

A girl who'd rather do what you want than what her parents taught her.

syn. bad girl

Good girls are best when they're bad girls.

by Madmann October 10, 2005

fupdate

A word we use all the time where I work. It's when a software company releases an update to the program that introduces more bugs than it fixed. It is, of course, a contraction of "fucked up" and "update".

Chris: You get that buggy software doing what you want yet?

Madmann: No, they sent me a fupdate. I'm about a week behind where I was yesterday....

by Madmann October 14, 2005

come correct

To have an orgasm without making any errors, to ejaculate according to the accepted norm.

My girlfriend is giving me an oral test, I hope I come correct!

by Madmann October 10, 2005

pea soup

It's when chef Gordon Elliott, through years of discipline and training, is able to actually urinate a meaty broth for the guests of his... oh wait... nope, that's pee soup. Sorry. Never mind.

My confusion is as thick as pea soup.

by Madmann October 10, 2005

Vague

It's when something, or someone is sort of non-specific about whatever it is that they might (or might not) be talking about, dealing with, screwing or what have you. Unless it's not, which means that at some point it may or may not be. Time will tell.

Insert specific example of vague here. Show your work.

by Madmann October 10, 2005