Madmann's definitions

art

The creation of beauty from nothing.

I'm lucky enough to get paid for my art.

by Madmann October 10, 2005

fupdate

A word we use all the time where I work. It's when a software company releases an update to the program that introduces more bugs than it fixed. It is, of course, a contraction of "fucked up" and "update".

Chris: You get that buggy software doing what you want yet?

Madmann: No, they sent me a fupdate. I'm about a week behind where I was yesterday....

by Madmann October 14, 2005

pig-up

The large pick-up trucks driven by police (usually State Troopers).

"Don't flick that butt out the window, I got a pig-up behind me, numbnuts!"

by Madmann June 3, 2009

Vague

It's when something, or someone is sort of non-specific about whatever it is that they might (or might not) be talking about, dealing with, screwing or what have you. Unless it's not, which means that at some point it may or may not be. Time will tell.

Insert specific example of vague here. Show your work.

by Madmann October 10, 2005

Dgaf

Don’t Give A Fuck

Person1 txt: omfg did u see what she was wearing today????

Person2 txt: no n dgaf

by Madmann June 25, 2020

Grunge Off

Commercially available chemical for cleaning residue from inside of bongs. Contains chemicals you probably shouldn't be inhaling. Use Palmolive mixed with baking soda instead.

Palmolive & baking soda works better than Grunge Off anyway.

by Madmann October 8, 2005

Agnosticism

The only true sign of intelligence you will encounter from another human being.

A theist, or believer in God, will tell you that he ABSOLUTELY exists. An atheist (non-believer) will say he ABSOLUTELY doesn't.

Well, the last time I checked, it's been like 2000 years since God was reported to have talked to anybody, making it pretty difficult to prove. Besides which, all religion is predicated on faith (See also: Not supposed to be proven).

Prove he doesn't exist? Possibly the only thing harder to do. Besides the enormity of the task, there's the fact that anyone who ever took a logic class knows and that is that you can't prove a negative. You can only prove (sometimes) that something hasn't happened YET. It may still the next time.

So... you have a theist, an atheist and an agnostic... None of them really knows the truth about the nature of existence.

But only the agnostic is smart enough to admit it.

Agnosticism says: I don't know if there's a God or not... and neither do you.

Sleep tight.

by Madmann October 10, 2005