Dirty John Szpakowski

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.

John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.

by mac November 12, 2004

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French Man

This is, in fact, an oxymoron, as there is no such thing.

by Mac April 16, 2004

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A brief relationship or hookup used to get over a serious relationship.

Mike: Are you going to call that girl you hooked up with last night?

Dave:Nah, i just needed some methadone to get over Nancy

by mac February 27, 2005

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The Penile in the 2nd or 3rd person

Man she acts like she don't recognize... put da Dliznic on her she'll be singin an octive higher

by Mac February 07, 2003

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Like pirates, but gay.

Oh noes! Here come the assrates!

by MAc December 21, 2003

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"Your top seller gettin stick for its shine, either im blind or ashanti's sideburns are thicker den mine

by Mac November 07, 2003

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1. Dude. . .I got The Deeks something awful!

2. Man, I can't stop Deekin' it up today!

by Mac March 15, 2003

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