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Eurocrat 

i, Member of the EU, who in his/her spare time likes to make up stupid laws and insult* contrys 100's of miles away while sitting in Brussels**.

*like naming kilts 'womens wear'
Why is it always the French that are Eurocrats!?!
Eurocrat by Mac November 29, 2003
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eurocrat 

A term used largely by British "newspapers" the Daily Mail (AKA the Daily Heil and the Daily Hate) and the Sun, as well as ignorant right-wingers such as the BNP and UKIP, to describe people who work for the European Union's administration. The implication is that the laws and decisions made by the EU are only a hindrance to EU citizens, a stereotype perpetuated by fabricated scare stories circulated in the above-mentioned "newspapers".
EU announcement: "We will be taking measures to ensure a high level of quality in the fruit of vegetables sold throughout the EU."
Daily Mail headline: "Eurocrats ban curved bananas!"
Average Daily Mail reader, broadcasting to everyone s/he meets: "Oi has you heard the fuckin' EU has gone an' banned curved bananas? I'm gonna vote BNP to get this country fixed!"
Rational person: "That sounds a lot like a typical sensationalist scare story... I hope you've researched this dubious claim yourself, and not just believed what some bullshit media source has told you?"
eurocrat by academic_rasta February 21, 2011

Eurobrat 

A person that has been educated in the European School and thinks they know everything.
Person 1 (Texting): I really want to learn French, I only know a few words like manger, boire and jouais.
Person 2: Well, first, those are verbs and second, you spell jouer like this.
Person 1: You're such a eurobrat!
Eurobrat by ImmaEurobrat March 31, 2011

Eurobrat 

A European under the age of 18 who is known to be incredibly immature, disrespectful and annoying most of the time.
To anyone who thinks Europe is the classiest continent on earth are probably not aware of the fact that it also has Eurobrats within it (I especially feel really sorry for any European adults who have to put up with them).
Eurobrat by CelticEagle August 14, 2019

Eurocation 

Dude, this Eurocation rocks! Gimme another Guinness!
Eurocation by english_jack July 20, 2010

eurocratic 

(adj.) An action that would, if the author/speaker not know better, was taken by a eurocrat eating snails in Brussels.
See eurocrat, waste fo time and money
eurocratic by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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