penis

the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt

"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."

by matt January 12, 2005

pinkeye

a cool person

That guy is a real pinkeye

by Matt May 05, 2003

drop the soap

To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.

"I dropped the soap! Now I'm as good as screwed!"

by matt November 01, 2003

jane and finch

Notoriously the worst neighborhood in Toronto, plagued by crime and violence.

Wear kevlar if you walk down to Jane and Finch.

by matt November 18, 2004

Keiosu

The most sexiest thing to come to earth since Bob Dole

Girl 1: Oh my god, it's Keiosu!
Girl 2: Let's go have his children
Keiosu: One at a time please.

by Matt September 16, 2004

m4

Short barreled butt hole blasting machine. Fires the extremely deadly 5.56mm round. Kills motherfuckers dead

"we drove by and hit his ass with the twin m4's, dropped 4 mags into his house and the bitch just strait blew the fuck up, it was crazy shit"

by matt June 20, 2003

RPG

Commonly known to serious gamers as "Role playing game" where you play as a made up character or team to achieve a goal

(final fantasy is the best)

Dan bought his RPG

Guy: YO whos the char in that game?
dude: a rabbit!!

by matt March 01, 2005