MaTT's definitions

da man dem

Fairly Man Dem - a notorious gang in herts, london which everyone fears. DONT MESS WID THE FMD

Fairly Man Dem the gang in london which no one shud mess wid. BIG UP THE FAIRLY MAN DEM!!!!

by Matt January 22, 2005

Douch-it

Usually means the shit a used douche is covered in.

"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Shirley! throw away that douch-it before i blow chunks."

by Matt May 13, 2005

monk

used as an insult to someone, and also can be used in place of f*ckin'

you monk!

i couldn't get the monkin' thing to work.

by Matt April 4, 2004

BW (Beyond White)

The guy who just don't know nothing 'bout anything urban.

23 year old white kid just outta college never left chappaqu, NY before.

by Matt October 26, 2004

gomer

a complete D-Bag who acts like the shit but is acually just a piece of shit, not to be confused with chaunse

Person A: Anthony Redloft is one motherfuckin' gomer

Person B: what a bitch

by Matt April 24, 2005

hat

You wear it on your head....Dipshit.

Example 1. "Look, I'm wear my hat, on my head....Faggot."

Example 2. "FREE HAT, FREE HAT, FREE HAT"

by Matt November 3, 2004

Sneaky White Legalese

Advanced diction utilized by white persons when engaged in a business transaction with minorities so as to gain a material advantage in the deal or transaction.

"In the event of a breach of contract dispute, both parties agree that Arbitration meetings will be held in Simi Valley!

Translation of said Sneaky White Legalese: We found the Rodney King Police Officers innocent of criminal charges, how confident do you minorities feel about winning this contract dispute?

by Matt September 25, 2007