MaTT's definitions

lacoste

A clothing brand worn by upper-middle class "preps" who know fashion when they see it. Cannot be worn by just anyone, at $70 for the pique polo. Originated by Rene Lacoste. The crocodile was actually an idea he got when he received a crocodile-skin handbag after winning a tennis match.

Lacoste polos are very comfortable and fit well.

by Matt April 25, 2005

hobonotomus

a man with a penis and a pussy that has a munged woman ,and a man on his ass with a tiger stripd dildo

my what ass friend is hobontomus

by matt August 17, 2003

t-rex

One of the worlds Fattest porn stars. She had a cameo (like many) in the b-grade movie 'Orgasmo' by Matt Stone and Tray Parker.

Extremely Disgusting to look at, and i bet he/she/it doesn't smell to good either.

Ref. Orgasmo. Garden Of Eden scene.

by Matt August 24, 2004

Stag

Going to a party alone, after being dumped or having a fight.

"I could be dry-humping Marie Curie at prom instead of going... STAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!" - Gandhi

by matt November 22, 2004

mindstool

Lame hacker, self-proclaimed King of Toolspeak, aka foolspeak.

Mindstool pretends to be band members and everyone believes him. How lame.

by matt October 2, 2004

Quaysil

1. Dummy 2. Dog that is stupid
-ing can be added to mean: being stupid
-er can be added to mean: one who is stupid.
ex. Hey quaysil.
ex2. Stop quaysiling!

ex. Hey you quaysil.
ex2. Stop quaysiling!
ex3. Shut up, you quaysiler.

by Matt February 18, 2003

murple

v. murpled, murpling, murples
1.The action of a left fielder calling off the other imaginary left fielder.
n. murple
2.A moment of extreme ignorance in an otherwise seemingly familiar situation.

As the fly ball was hit to the left fielder, he made a murple catch.

by Matt February 27, 2005