Also known as the windmill. A nude male moving his hips in a way that his penis swings 360 degrees around. Its like a flesh nunchuck. For added comedic effect such as at a party or in a locker room: in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice you say "Get to the choppa nowwww!"
by M_Dubz152 June 06, 2023
The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.
The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.
by M_Dubz152 June 06, 2023
The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.
by M_Dubz152 June 06, 2023
When a male has too many ejaculations in a short period of time. Eventually the glans (mushroom tip) will have a numb and pins and needles feeling. Erections at this point are like soggy macaroni. To rigidity or stiffness happening.
by M_Dubz152 June 08, 2023
A former 90's and early 2000's r&b singer. More famous for videos surfacing of him urinating on women during sex.
Essentially anything involving your feces and/or urine on another person could be called the R Kelly.
Essentially anything involving your feces and/or urine on another person could be called the R Kelly.
by M_Dubz152 July 01, 2023
Every young male beach goer needs to know this! When looking at attractive females in bikinis sometimes you get a half chub. Sometimes a raging chub if you haven't recently cranked one out. The trick is you lay stomach down and dig a trench for your Johnson. This will effectively conceal your erection at the beach.
Male 1: "Hey bro, look at these fine as bitties in their bikinis! Its giving me rigor mortis in my pecker."
Male 2: "I'm gonna dig a hole in the sand haha."
Male 1: "Shit thats a good idea! Imma do the same."
Male 2: "I'm gonna dig a hole in the sand haha."
Male 1: "Shit thats a good idea! Imma do the same."
by M_Dubz152 June 08, 2023
The practice of shooting a 12 Guage shotgun (or any other high power long gun) with the buttstock held against the penis and scrotum. The recoil thru the gun travels to the buttstock thus smashing the male genitals.
**Not an approved method of birth control**
**Not an approved method of birth control**
Cletus is an impoverished hillbilly in West Virginia. His wife Hazel has given birth to 6 kids. While Cletus was duck hunting, he pressed the stock of his 12 Guage to his nuts and gave himself the Kentucky vasectomy. Unfortunately Hazel is now pregnant with child 7. Cletus is left with a sore and bruised sac.
by M_Dubz152 June 28, 2023