Definitions by M_Dubz152

The lasso 

Grabbing the base of your flaccid penis and swinging it in a circle. Resembles a cowboy swinging a lasso (rope).

Sometimes after a nice hot shower, I swing the lasso around a few times.

The lasso by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023

Spode

There's a few different definitions I've seen for this word. In the late 90's thru mid 2k's this is what it meant:

Spode was a synonym for chump, wuss, pansy, weakling, sissy. Most often used to describe guys that sucked at sports.

Guy 1: Johnny is such a spode!

Guy 2: For real! What's his record? 3 and 15 on the j.v squad?

Spode by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023

Flopper

Slang term for flaccid penis. Also a slang term for a wrestler (real not wwe bullshit) that sucks at wrestling. Mimics a flopping fish when theyre getting ragdolled.

On hot days, my flopper is extra floppy.

J.V James is a flopper. He gets pinned by everyone.

Flopper by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023

Wooly bobos 

Slang term for testicles. More than likely it is an unshaven, unkempt, not manscaped pair of testicles. Hence the wooly.

In the summer I need to be careful prior to sitting. Don't want to accidently crush my wooly bobos.

Wooly bobos by M_Dubz152 June 9, 2023

Ford mustang

Owned by impotent dudes going thru a midlife crisis. More often or not has poor driving skills and is unfit to operate a Prius. Often see these clowns doing burnouts, losing control, then curb kissing their front bumper.

Ford mustang is the official car of curb kissing.

Ford mustang by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Rigor mortis 

Another slang term for erection. Rigor mortis is the stiffening of a corpse post mortem.

Your mom in yoga pants gives me rigor mortis.

Rigor mortis by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Kink in the hose

A painful feeling in a male's midsection from their testicle twisting around in the ol' coin purse. The vas deferens (cords connected to your balls) twist and kink up.

After a sac tap I had a kink in the hose. It fucking hurt.

Kink in the hose by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023