Bubblegum gag

Prank involving unzipping one's pants fly, pulling part of their scrotum thru exposed opening. Will resemble a piece of chewed gum. One of the best party pranks of the early 2000's. Have to draw attention to it by yelling and saying "who the fuck put this gum here??" Then when people start looking at it you say "my mistake, its just my nut sac. Who did you sneak out?"

Guy at a party: says to a buddy "Should I do the bubblegum gag or the one eared elephant?"

Buddy: "Bubblegum gag for sure."

by M_Dubz152 June 06, 2023

Ogre

Slang term for an extremely unattractive woman. Normally one who is morbidly obese, smells like a decomposing carcass, and has 5 o'clock shadow. May be wearing a tank top and/or yoga pants that say "cutie" or "princess" across the back of them.

January is a popular time to eyewitness many an ogre at Planet Fitness. Most times they will be there on free pizza day. If they are there "working out" they are probably wheezing after a 5 minute session on the low setting of a stationery bicycle.

by M_Dubz152 June 06, 2023

Cunny sack

Also known as a foopa. On an obese woman its the 2nd hump below the large stomach. Most noticeable with yoga pants or sweat pants. Essentially its the fat rolls above the crotch stuffed into her pants.

To see many examples of cunny sack, just go to Walmart on food stamps day. Look on or in the immediate vicinity of a mart cart. Around the potato chips or soda aisles are other places that draw in these hippos.

by M_Dubz152 June 07, 2023

Kink in the hose

A painful feeling in a male's midsection from their testicle twisting around in the ol' coin purse. The vas deferens (cords connected to your balls) twist and kink up.

After a sac tap I had a kink in the hose. It fucking hurt.

by M_Dubz152 June 08, 2023

Rigor mortis

Another slang term for erection. Rigor mortis is the stiffening of a corpse post mortem.

Your mom in yoga pants gives me rigor mortis.

by M_Dubz152 June 08, 2023

Cock curls

This one is for the fitness crowd. Not the cross fit wussies though.

You tie a weight to your election. You use the throbs to lift the weight connected to it.

Equipment needed: shoelace, weight plate(s), post workout supplement such as creatine/bcaa's.

Women have kegels. Men have cock curls. Even the buddhist monks hang weights from their scrotums for toughness training exercises.

by M_Dubz152 June 17, 2023

Zombie rod

When a male has too many ejaculations in a short period of time. Eventually the glans (mushroom tip) will have a numb and pins and needles feeling. Erections at this point are like soggy macaroni. To rigidity or stiffness happening.

After an afternoon marathon of spanking the ham, I got a bad case of zombie rod.

by M_Dubz152 June 07, 2023