Uncle Jessie

The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.

He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.

Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.

Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."

Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."

Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."

by Mike February 08, 2004

pojaco

A word created in 1998 to describe someone of greatness, or 1337ness. Also the inspiration for a wildly popular website: www.pojaco.com

"Man I wish I was just like Pojaco.

by Mike February 22, 2005

Nextel

that Bleep Bleep noise

"yo john just bleeped me"

by mike March 24, 2005

crunked

To get completely fucked up, by either drinking or smoking.

I got crunked last night.

by Mike January 07, 2005

Tooter

Male reproductive organ.
Also, may be pronounced tootie.

Kelly isn't going to pee in the pool. He just plays with his tooter when he gets nervous.

by Mike January 13, 2005

ultrahex

A stupid canadian that hacks into peoples computers for fun.

ultrahex is a stupid canadian that hacks into computers.

by Mike December 22, 2004

highroller

A real high roller is a ghetto rich blood (gang) drug dealer that has a lot of money from hustling.

Yo check that highroller ova there flippin signs'

by Mike August 28, 2003