by mike January 7, 2004
Get the TALLY WACKERmug. by mike September 16, 2003
Get the rippedmug. When sailors returned home from a voyage, they would be paid off in one lump sum. Most would then stay at shoreside establishments catering to sailors until their money ran out. When that happened, the owners ("crimps") would advance money so that the sailors could purchase more food, rum and "companionship" at that establishment at inflated prices.
For centuries, it was common practice to give a sailor one month's wage in advance when they signed on for a voyage. This advance was intended for the purchase of needed clothing and other gear before departure. Often times this money went to repay the crimps. By the middle of the 19th century, captains were paying the advances directly to crimps for providing crew, bypassing the poor sailor. Thus, most sailors would be working only for their food for the first month of a voyage.
This food was supposed to mostly consist of salt beef. Food provisioners, whenever they could get away with it (which was quite often), would substitute much cheaper and chewier salt horse for a portion of the salt beef. Even when salt beef was provided, some of it would have been in casks for years before being given to the crew to eat, making it as hard to chew as salt horse. It was quite usual for the crew to refer to their food as salt horse when it was bad, or dead horse if it was worse than bad.
So, for the first month the sailors were working only for their food, their salt horse, their dead horse. They were said to be "working off their dead horse," and were referred to as dead horses themselves. Flogging them to get them to work harder was a waste of energy. Thus, "you can't beat a dead horse" to get any more work done.
For centuries, it was common practice to give a sailor one month's wage in advance when they signed on for a voyage. This advance was intended for the purchase of needed clothing and other gear before departure. Often times this money went to repay the crimps. By the middle of the 19th century, captains were paying the advances directly to crimps for providing crew, bypassing the poor sailor. Thus, most sailors would be working only for their food for the first month of a voyage.
This food was supposed to mostly consist of salt beef. Food provisioners, whenever they could get away with it (which was quite often), would substitute much cheaper and chewier salt horse for a portion of the salt beef. Even when salt beef was provided, some of it would have been in casks for years before being given to the crew to eat, making it as hard to chew as salt horse. It was quite usual for the crew to refer to their food as salt horse when it was bad, or dead horse if it was worse than bad.
So, for the first month the sailors were working only for their food, their salt horse, their dead horse. They were said to be "working off their dead horse," and were referred to as dead horses themselves. Flogging them to get them to work harder was a waste of energy. Thus, "you can't beat a dead horse" to get any more work done.
by Mike January 29, 2005
Get the dead horsemug. badadabadadabadada (the noise a decent-sized pair of bouncers will make if slapped from side to side, sounds like a boxer's speedball)
by Mike October 1, 2003
Get the badadasmug. by Mike January 19, 2004
Get the Mugullamug. A really cool functional programming language, derived from LISP. Makes cool data strucutures like lazy lists easy to make.
by Mike April 15, 2004
Get the Schememug. Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?
You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.
The only thing that would look better on you is me.
You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.
I lost my virginity can i have yours?
Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?
Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?
You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.
The only thing that would look better on you is me.
You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.
I lost my virginity can i have yours?
Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?
Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.
by Mike December 28, 2005
Get the pick up linemug.